Christen Press & Tobin Heath

Look Jeff you gotta change the username

i’m actually tired bro, like from the bottom of my heart. i am tired

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

okay but you were right

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

Electrons

I should kick your ass. 

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

Without remorse.

Without hesitation

without a napkin

Without dipping us in sauce