Pratibha Patil Doing Things

Pratibha Patil sticking her right ear back on her face.

Pratibha Patil discovering the world after the very complex hair transplant surgery.

Pratibha Patil frolicking merrily on the beaches of Goa.

Pratibha Patil eagerly waiting for the lights to get switched off.

Pratibha Patil teaching the kids how to kill using just the two hands.

Pratibha Patil feeling sweet about finally giving the award to somebody older than her.

Pratibha Patil comparing notes.

Pratibha Patil suddenly noticing the alien creature eating Manmohan Singh's cheek.

Pratibha Patil feeling confused about everything around her turning brown.

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Pratibha Patil looking super content after meeting up with her childhood idol Muhammad Ali.

Pratibha Patil photobombing a picture of the royal guards.

Pratibha Patil trying to sing an Indian classical song while keeping her mouth shut.

Pratibha Patil keeping a straight face despite Manmohan Singh and wife knowing it was she who did it.

Pratibha Patil playing with her pet ant.

Pratibha Patil wondering how much George Bush has changed since she last saw him.

Pratibha Patil warning Piyush Chawla not to touch her shoulders inappropriately again. (It was Dhoni who did it, btw.)