Pranking Anon

Can I have one?

Heyy I want one too!

okay okay *gives a knife*

MEEE MEMEMEMEME PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gives a knife* Here's a knife!

Can I have one?

Sure! *Gives knife* Here you go!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Here ya go! *Gives a knife*

Ooh! That sounds fun! What psychological torture we talking?

WHAT IF WE CONDITION ALL THOSE KIDS RUNNING AROUND TO FLIP OUT WHENEVER THEY SEE A TOOTHBRUSH? BABY ALBERT IT! YOU THINK THE DUSK 2 DAWN SELLS GONGS? HAH, WHO AM I KIDDING? OF COURSE THEY SELL GONGS!

HMM, WE'RE BASICALLY RUNNING A SCOUT CAMP AROUND HERE, I BETCHA I COULD TEACH A LOTTA KIDS TO CARVE THINGS OUTTA WOOD

So, are we doing both the tooth brush one and the woodcarving one? >:D

I LIKE THE SOUNDS OF BOTH! LET’S GO GIVE CHILDREN SHARP KNIVES AND STARTLE THEM!

NAH, I SAY WE HIDE A SPEAKER IN THE WALL. KEEP IT LOW ENOUGH THAT HUMANS CAN'T HEAR, BUT SHE'S GONNA GO NUTS TRYING TO FIND IT!

I'VE BEEN HIDING OUT THERE WHEN THERE'S THREE DIMENSIONAL CHILDREN TRYING TO CHEW ON ME. IT'LL BE A PIECE OF CAKE!

Okay! So when do we start?

I'LL GO INTO THE WOODS TO FIND SOME EMPATH CRYSTALS (THEY GET MORE POWERFUL THE MORE EMOTION IS IN THE ROOM. WOULDA USED EM FOR THE PORTAL, BUT ONE MAN BEING A LOVESICK PUPPY DOESN'T REALLY GIVE THOSE CRYSTALS ENOUGH) TO POWER THE SPEAKER, YOU START HANDING OUT WHITTLING KNIVES.

Sir, yes sir!

Ooh! That sounds fun! What psychological torture we talking?

WHAT IF WE CONDITION ALL THOSE KIDS RUNNING AROUND TO FLIP OUT WHENEVER THEY SEE A TOOTHBRUSH? BABY ALBERT IT! YOU THINK THE DUSK 2 DAWN SELLS GONGS? HAH, WHO AM I KIDDING? OF COURSE THEY SELL GONGS!

HMM, WE'RE BASICALLY RUNNING A SCOUT CAMP AROUND HERE, I BETCHA I COULD TEACH A LOTTA KIDS TO CARVE THINGS OUTTA WOOD

So, are we doing both the tooth brush one and the woodcarving one? >:D

I LIKE THE SOUNDS OF BOTH! LET’S GO GIVE CHILDREN SHARP KNIVES AND STARTLE THEM!

NAH, I SAY WE HIDE A SPEAKER IN THE WALL. KEEP IT LOW ENOUGH THAT HUMANS CAN'T HEAR, BUT SHE'S GONNA GO NUTS TRYING TO FIND IT!

I'VE BEEN HIDING OUT THERE WHEN THERE'S THREE DIMENSIONAL CHILDREN TRYING TO CHEW ON ME. IT'LL BE A PIECE OF CAKE!

Okay! So when do we start?

Ooh! That sounds fun! What psychological torture we talking?

WHAT IF WE CONDITION ALL THOSE KIDS RUNNING AROUND TO FLIP OUT WHENEVER THEY SEE A TOOTHBRUSH? BABY ALBERT IT! YOU THINK THE DUSK 2 DAWN SELLS GONGS? HAH, WHO AM I KIDDING? OF COURSE THEY SELL GONGS!

HMM, WE'RE BASICALLY RUNNING A SCOUT CAMP AROUND HERE, I BETCHA I COULD TEACH A LOTTA KIDS TO CARVE THINGS OUTTA WOOD

So, are we doing both the tooth brush one and the woodcarving one? >:D

I LIKE THE SOUNDS OF BOTH! LET’S GO GIVE CHILDREN SHARP KNIVES AND STARTLE THEM!

NAH, I SAY WE HIDE A SPEAKER IN THE WALL. KEEP IT LOW ENOUGH THAT HUMANS CAN'T HEAR, BUT SHE'S GONNA GO NUTS TRYING TO FIND IT!

Ooh! That sounds fun! What psychological torture we talking?

WHAT IF WE CONDITION ALL THOSE KIDS RUNNING AROUND TO FLIP OUT WHENEVER THEY SEE A TOOTHBRUSH? BABY ALBERT IT! YOU THINK THE DUSK 2 DAWN SELLS GONGS? HAH, WHO AM I KIDDING? OF COURSE THEY SELL GONGS!

HMM, WE'RE BASICALLY RUNNING A SCOUT CAMP AROUND HERE, I BETCHA I COULD TEACH A LOTTA KIDS TO CARVE THINGS OUTTA WOOD

So, are we doing both the tooth brush one and the woodcarving one? >:D

I LIKE THE SOUNDS OF BOTH! LET’S GO GIVE CHILDREN SHARP KNIVES AND STARTLE THEM!

Ooh! That sounds fun! What psychological torture we talking?

WHAT IF WE CONDITION ALL THOSE KIDS RUNNING AROUND TO FLIP OUT WHENEVER THEY SEE A TOOTHBRUSH? BABY ALBERT IT! YOU THINK THE DUSK 2 DAWN SELLS GONGS? HAH, WHO AM I KIDDING? OF COURSE THEY SELL GONGS!

HMM, WE'RE BASICALLY RUNNING A SCOUT CAMP AROUND HERE, I BETCHA I COULD TEACH A LOTTA KIDS TO CARVE THINGS OUTTA WOOD

So, are we doing both the tooth brush one and the woodcarving one? >:D

Ooh! That sounds fun! What psychological torture we talking?

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Yay! Oh I want to show you something!(She reaches into her book bag and grabs a sharp pencil) Here you go! (Sofia leaps towards Bill and stabs him in the eye.)

*currently sobbing like a scared toddler while the car heads for a cliff*

AAAAAAAAAAND SHE'S FLYING AWAY. WELL, THAT WAS A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING. WE REGROUP AND TRY AGAIN AFTER SHE'S LET HER GUARD DOWN.

And probably get that weird glowing necklace too, right?

YEAH, FORDSY AND GOOSE LIKE TO COLLECT ROCKS LIKE THAT. PLUS IT SEEMS TO HAVE A NONZERO AMOUNT OF MAGIC AND RADITATION

And probably help you get your powers back!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Yay! Oh I want to show you something!(She reaches into her book bag and grabs a sharp pencil) Here you go! (Sofia leaps towards Bill and stabs him in the eye.)

*currently sobbing like a scared toddler while the car heads for a cliff*

AAAAAAAAAAND SHE'S FLYING AWAY. WELL, THAT WAS A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING. WE REGROUP AND TRY AGAIN AFTER SHE'S LET HER GUARD DOWN.

And probably get that weird glowing necklace too, right?

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Yay! Oh I want to show you something!(She reaches into her book bag and grabs a sharp pencil) Here you go! (Sofia leaps towards Bill and stabs him in the eye.)

*currently sobbing like a scared toddler while the car heads for a cliff*

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Yay! Oh I want to show you something!(She reaches into her book bag and grabs a sharp pencil) Here you go! (Sofia leaps towards Bill and stabs him in the eye.)

*currently sobbing like a scared toddler while the car heads for a cliff*

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Sir, shouldn't we be worried about the fact she might be here for the stick?

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!