I'm Uncomfortable

I just wanna thank the person who put this across my dash cause I’m sad as hell but I still laughed a little

WAGHGHHHH

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@cakesandfail

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

then what

oh

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

I highly reccomend falling in love with yourself & romanticizing your own body

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd