Praise the Sun and Other Celestial Bodies

Riot’s new champion draws heavily upon famous traditional artistic techniques from Japan. Notice the shading, the color palette, the - im just kidding look at those trucking fucking eyebrows ayy lmao

Note that Belgium is an artificial contrivance by the British, and Luxembourg is just a joke of a country. Thank you.

Well, I keep seeing people comment on Dark Souls 2 videos on Youtube that there was no "B" team at From Soft. Considering that I never questioned the existence of the B Team after I heard about them the first time, I decided to look it up myself.  I will be referencing the excellent data contained in this NeoGAF post and my sentiments pretty much mirror the original poster's and Sal Paradise's. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=807289 Summary: Not really. Long Version: So, was Dark Souls 2 really made by a B Team? The term "B Team" implies that From Soft specifically had a reserve team of presumably second-tier game developers on standby. It at least has a negative connotation that the team was inferior in quality. The fact of the matter seems to be that the Dark Souls 2 was made by a lot of people from the Souls series. The answer to the question is pretty much "Not really." From Soft did not have a standby second-tier team waiting to create Dark Souls 2. A lot of the staff from Dark Souls remained and were augmented by an influx of staff from other From Soft games.  The teams at From Soft are probably more flexible and fluid than most major studio's teams, simply because From Soft is a small developer (230 people) that needs to create customized teams for every game they make. The team was made (I presume) rather dynamically and on-the-fly with little planning. If anything, speaking purely about the size and potential of the teams, Dark Souls was made by a B Team while Dark Souls 2 was supposed to be made by an A Team. Many posters on NeoGAF and I think that it would be more proper to call the Dark Souls 2 team "Team 2". It is a disrespect to the skill and efforts of Team 2 to call them "B Team". At this point, it is a bit of semantics and I apologize, but I think it matters. From Soft really wanted to create a fantastic sequel to Dark Souls and it shows from how much they committed to the game.   So what went terribly wrong? The key differences in staff between Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2 come mostly in the leadership and design areas. I think I'm speaking for the majority of fans when I say that the weaknesses of Dark Souls 2 comes from the level design and the enemy design. There's more problems, sure, but those were the two that really sullied the game. While the removal of the Dark Souls director Miyazaki was (in my opinion) damaging to Dark Souls 2, it wasn't the death knell that most people think it was. We just needed a director that completely understood how and why Dark Souls worked so that he or she could lead the team into creating a proper sequel. Failing that, Dark Souls 2 needed level designers and enemy designers who could make Dark Souls styled levels and enemies. I think we got none of the three, simple as that. The majority (3/5) of the gameplay designers were not from any of the Souls game. All of the Level Designers were not from Dark Souls. This could have been a non-issue if the Director could have forced the staff to produce Dark Souls content, but the two directors seemed to have missed the mark. It is a goddamn tragedy that the difference between the overall quality of Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2 comes mostly to just a few people making a few mistakes. From Soft kept the Miyuzaki and a few other key staff from the Souls franchise to work on Blood Borne, which doomed Dark Souls 2. I hope it was worth it, and I hope Blood Borne shows us what the staff at From Soft is REALLY capable of. If I made any mistakes, I'd really appreciate it if you'd point it out. Please understand that I don't hate Dark Souls 2; I just found it lacking the charm and thoughtfulness of Dark Souls. Why the lore is weaker is for a whole other post, but I digress.  Have a nice day. Bllllllllleh.

Sorcerer is pretty easy. Fun times abound. Overall, Dark Souls 2 was good. I liked it. Dark Souls 1 was probably better. Also, Beast Souls revealed to be PS4 exclusive, Sony is ripping out my heart.

Let's face it, you probably didn't even notice that it changed your gender, considering that most of us spend 99 percent of the game looking like super sexy skeletons, it doesn't even really matter, does it?

Those Gargoyles protected by an army of midgets and invaders? I'm not saying it seems bullshit, but it seems like the shit of a bull. Also, FromSoft was bought by the makers of that anime card game based on battleships represented by anime girls. Are you hyped? I think I am.

Dark Souls 2 is out for the PC. Well, honestly, everyone who cared already knew. Magic isn't trash, dodging takes more skill, UI looks slicker and all that. Good stuff. A little bit like crack in addictiveness but with the rage-inducing properties of alcoholism. Great stuff. 

Is Obama the incarnation of Satan/ the Anti-Christ? No. Why would you even ask? Seriously.