welcome

my new year’s resolution is to stop

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.

What the fuck do you mean “was”???

I would die for this cat

This is the best fix I’ve seen

when your professor emails you

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

kelly jenner i'm done realizing stuff

WHAT IS GOING ON?

Plato’s Allegory of the Cave