thinking about lisa frank tarot card that’s the devil and its like fruits with faces and makeup 

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

me? i don’t know her

Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍 

years later this is still one of the funniest posts on this website god

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

i need to say something that maybe not everyone here will understand but: 9pm is the shortest hour

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face