into the firey orb with ye

I  l҉͏͏̹̝̙͓͈̤̪͇͖̭̠̪̲̜̗̘ͅͅo͟͜҉͏̲̣͙͚̤͎̫̻ͅv̶̵̨̹̣͓̝̖̻e͈̤͙͖̮̯̖̮̪͘͘ you more than a̟̻͖̱̙̫̻͔̟͚̲͕͘̕n͏̯̪̩͎̖̫̬̩̘̰̬̰̮̝̫͓̦͓͞y̵̨̫̘̻͔͡ͅo̢̰̯̤̰̘̟̲̲̱̳̺̟̗͟͜ͅn̸̠͔͕͙̪̯̺͓̖̳͓̗̖̤͘͜ͅȩ̶̧̻̦̭͇̠̖̗͕̘͕̘ ̳̹̲̱͘͜ȩ̵̥̲̮͕̫̫̪̟͚̦v̵̸̧̫͉̗̠̠̺͖̬͇͙̲̮̳̪̳͜e҉̠̼̦̭̣̜͈̳̥̪̺̘̳͉͚͘͜͡r̵̷̭̺͕̘̺̹̱̬̹̙̱̝̖͈̘̼͘͠ ̢̢̦̥͕̠͖͕̱̭̟̕w̧̞͔̺̰̥͇͇̲͎̘͓̖̮̱͜͟i̢͝͏̜̗͖̝̱̗̲̜̫̼̳̠̬͕̜͚̟͚͝ļ̧̱͓͇͎͎̪̟͖͎̦͓̻̹͟͡ͅl̸̸̸̙͖͙̤̯̫͕͖͓͙̼͜͠  so love love  L̜̯̰̟͇̺̠͖͉̦̫̱͍̘̀͘͠Ó̸͚̘̺̞͚̻͓̺͠V̛̲̜̟̺̙͉̟͖̳̭̦̯̰̲̱̹͈̜ͅÈ̠̬̣̲̻͇͚̞̬̞̯̥̫͘͝  me as much as I love you

me chasing a rat in my backyard at 5 in the morning

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

ngl sometimes I shove my fists into plastic cups and pretend they’re hooves for a couple joy filled minutes. it’s really relaxing and I’d recommend it

City slickers have no sense of decency or respect this is a serious issue