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Doomed forever to be called grandma because I got a glasses chain and wore an apron today

Had the funniest bad dream experience. Relative I love died in it and it was soul crushing. The moment I woke up in grief they came into the doorway and asked if I want spaghetti because it's really good. I'll never be so confused by something ever in my life again

I love having the most hated fetish on the planet. People are very good about dropping jokes at me that line up with hating it and finding it funny even though I didn't tell them

I'm the number 1 pancake fan on earth right now I need to discover all the beautiful ways I can make pancakes taste good

I would die for someone who could make our whole friendship revolve around drawing degen shit together

If you want to make some bomb ass pancakes I recommend putting coffee, sugar, and cinnamon in the batter before you cook them

Watching River's Edge again with pancakes, sunny side up eggs, sausage, and all my stuffed animals sitting around the TV with me. Life is good