Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast

my favorite thing about 101 dalmatians is that, when faced with the realization that there were now 101 dogs in their apartment, their reaction was “i guess we’re gonna need a bigger house” which is entirely illogical and exactly how i would respond in that situation 

my entire blog is me saying Me on posts

me: *ignores messages from 50 people* me: *sulks about the one person who won’t message me back*

donald trump is like. a parks and rec character. if there was a continuation of the show and there was a season where leslie ran for president he would be her opponent. angry orange man with no real policies who just shouts offensive stuff while leslie looks aghast that people are agreeing with him.

i don’t want to date any boys i just want to make them all wish they were dating me

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*