little lion man

“Well Teds was gonna propo-” 

"Oh, my gosh, it's snowing!"

"Don't hang that there! Are you crazy?!"

"It's Christmas, don't be so down. Have fun!"

"Are you sure you have enough to buy that for him/her? It is pretty expensive, and you don't get your next paycheck til the week after Christmas."

"Care for a little bit of Christmas songs? No? Well, too bad!"

"Okay, who spiked the eggnog?!"

"Please don't act crazy like you did last Christmas... that was a disaster."

"Hey, in my defense, I had too much sugar, alright?!"

"What are you doing? Get down from there before you tangle yourself in the lights!"

"SANTA CLAUS IS ON FIRE!!"

"Maybe having an inflatable snowman next to our spiked fence wasn't such a good idea."

"We're out of cookies, but do you think Santa will settle for a salad?"

"No, no, no, you're supposed to put the lights on BEFORE the ornaments!"

"I did the star last time, it's your turn now."

"Your present's going to be a bit late... 9 months late, so to speak."

"Worst. Christmas. EVER."

"Y'know how you get a bit crazy on Christmas Eve? Yeah, don't do that this year."

"This is the best Christmas I've ever had in my entire life.."

"You missed the present-opening!"

"Time to open up the gifts!"

"You know what would be a great way to end this night? You and me, our clothes on the bedroom floor... get what I'm hinting at?"

"This is the ugliest sweater I've ever worn... I love it!"

"I just want to make someone else have a good Christmas."

"We can't really afford anything good this Christmas..."

“He’d never believe I would do such a thing… Okay sorry that was too fake.  He’s cleaned up way to many of my messes. Alright, you’ve saved yourself for the moment.  But don’t think the Teddy defense will work every time.”

"Don’t worry, I don’t think it at all. However, that’s not going to stop me from trying to see if it will work. Although, I’m quite upset at you for stealing him away. I feel like I haven’t seen him in ages.”

“Teddy can get over it.  He knows you’re a little shit as well as I do.”

“Not quite true, I’m a little shit but I’m his little shit which means that he doesn’t anyone giving my beautiful face a shiner.”

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“Sometimes I really want to punch you in the face, you know that?”

“No you don’t, and you know why? Because that’ll upset Teddy and you wouldn’t want to upset him, wouldja?”

"Hey, scoot over. You're squishing me!"

"I didn't say you could stop hugging me."

"Stop hogging all the blankets!"

"You make a good pillow."

"How long can we stay like this? Because I don't want to move."

"Are you falling asleep on me?"

"You weren't watching. You missed the best part!"

"Don't stop playing with my hair."

"Would you mind handing me the remote?"

"Stop, your feet are cold!"

"Look, if you want food, you have to let me get up."

"You're warm. I'm cold. Let's cuddle."

"You fell asleep on me. Maybe you should go to bed?"

"Well, my arm's asleep, but I'm glad you're comfortable."

"Stop changing the channel, you jerk!"

"You're getting crumbs all over the blankets."

"I see you eyeing that pillow. Don't you dare."

"Don't move. I finally got comfy."

"Would you stop wiggling?"

        “ … That’s debatable, but I won’t argue you on it right this moment. Never the less… it’s probably going to be in a darker setting, but with a decent amount of light to see - and then later outside under the moon…”

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“i SWEAR to go.”the snap escaping her lips, arms folded across her chest to show how serious she is.”if you ate my brownie i will kill you.”

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     “Oh really? And you have proof of that?” 

“MHMM,” skepticism sat heavily upon her features, hands shifting to sit on her hips, “i’m not sure things have changed so much since i was young that the eldest sibling doesn’t find some sort of twisted pleasure in torturing their younger siblings. that sounded very much like an admission of something to me,”

“How dare you accuse me of being like them! I thought I was DIFFERENT.” James cackled at the thought, though he did pride himself on being able to execute a prank or two. “While I will not say what I did, what I will admit is that Lily and Albus were not harmed. Teddy, Freds, and Rose on the otherhand...”