Existential Crisis

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

they should just crown bts the winner and call it a day

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[ID: tags by @/carefulchaotic reading "#this actually happened to me when i was a teenager working at dunkin' donuts #a hole rotted in the floor between the register and milk dispenser and if led into a 12ft concrete basement #the franchise owner just threw a floor mat down and called it a day #one of the baristas stepped on it during a rush and one leg went all the way through and we had to pull her out #we then had a 'surprise' health inspection and i pulled the inspector aside to tell her about the hole #and she was like 'oh i know you are the fourth person to pull me aside since i walked in' #we thought they would close the store while the construction crew fixed it but nope we had to make coffee and work around the construction #and they had to make a bigger hole to fix it #so the [hole] was less than a foot of space on each side of it so we were always shuffling around the fucking chasm while being yelled at #bc we were being too slow (you know so we didn't fall to our deaths while dispensing the cream in your coffee) #sorry to rant it's just mind blowing that this isn't even satire to me #i had to worry about falling into the workplace pit for months" /end ID]