lily

can anyone even believe tjat just 13 days until lesbians become real

finished unpacking in new place! i finally have a closet! this room has a million times less mold!

wonder if that's why i felt like shit for the last year or two..

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

Happy Easter!

Tries to exit Nano with escape :wq

Hits :wq in vscodium with autosave enabled before compiling and gets a compilation error because of a stray :wq shat in the middle of the code

You may or may not find a couple of instances of :wq in my bash history

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]