Whineorama 2: The Snarkening

Well at least you have something else to fall back on

#ZeebLivesMatter

Also this is why much of the game avatar’s opinions are left for the player to choose from in the other dating paths.

What if the avatar automatically called out the teenagers in the theater in Dustin’s date? Or if the avatar automatically paid for Jax’s broken bottle with no input? Gameplay-wise these are objectively “right” choices, but they become much meaningful when they have been chosen by the player.

Even choices that don’t affect anything at all, such as guessing Dustin’s car, still give the player some input as to how he wants to act without the game just dictating that “your character doesn’t like whiskey, fuck you”.

Zenith: Oh boy I sure could go for some whiskey, how about a toast?

Game avatar: I don't like whiskey, it buwns my pwecious widdle thwoat ;__;

- Strong Bad and Tycho are out

- A fresh hand is just dealt

Heavy: All in!

Me: Call.

- Heavy had a 2 and a 9 of different suits, obviously a pathetic attempt at a bluff

- On the flop I already have a straight

- Heavy watches in disbelief as his cabbage-stained commie hand is utterly crushed by the cards on table