Hooplah

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

oh shit that’s all me

sick…….

i will never be over none pizza with left beef i swear in 60 years i’ll just be sitting on my porch and looking at passersby and i’ll just start cracking up at the thought of none pizza with left beef and i’ll laugh so hard i might go into cardiac arrest and die and when i’m dead my skeleton will just be a pile of giggling bones thinking of the fact that i was once alive to experience none pizza with left beef

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable