Aveiral

Everytime I follow someone on tumblr I feel like a French ferret at buffet sneakily stuffing food in my pockets while looking left and right to make sure no one is watching

Have a extistential crisis scheduled for later today

Everyday I wake up and my hair is committing a personal hate crime at me

Putting tags on post feels so commercial like it’s sponsored by it but if I don’t it’ll forever be lost in the tumblr abyss

Very interesting we have a snot cannon located at the center of our face and we just disregard that

Homesick for the days gone by

Collages > posters

My Pinterest has become entirely tumblr screenshots and it has a very uncanny valley vibe to it cuz it’s just like the most popular tumblr stuff like @pukicho and stuff, but it doesn’t capture the essence of tumblr, just like a made up resemblance of it

Yo remember when the conspiracy theory people tried to convince us the government had too much power and they’re gonna use it against us

Sometimes I stare at the moon and wonder if @badjokesbyjeff is somewhere out there looking at it too