THE one And Only Tumblr-using bert

standing upright is for cucks and gamers, sorry! will not be engaging in such behavior. catch me slouching!!

ME WHEN

the limits of a fair economy are evident

penis convention underway

everybody in tumblr should have to run their takes by ol' postsbert first. who's with me?

new element call postbertium (Pb) and its atomic number is really really big and cool

cock size reveal once i hit ten followers

just once i would like to hear my enemies say "i should probably get sick and die because i deserve it, for going against the righteous postsbert"

i'm sorry but we can't be "pouring one out," in this economy

gormley tragic victory

god has invented a penis you can use to impregnate your dad