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i’m currently hopped up on cold medicine but anyone ever notice how in fantasy games the default accent is almost always British? the conclusion? British people are fake and are from a fantastical realm of tea, crumpets, and they worship their deceased God whom they call The Queen, who’s place has been taken by her son who does not have nearly enough meme potential to transcend not even one reality.

#i’m sick #this is directed at Astarion #and Legolas #‘They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!’ no they’re not Legolas they’re taking them to Illford #‘What do your elf eyes see?!’ A good quarter of middle earth I shall conquer for spices!#british royal family #fantasy

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#the blade of frontiers INDEED

IM CONNECTING DOTS AND I DONT LIKE IT.

#philip graves #call of duty #modern warfare 3 #modern warfare 2 #fix it felix #this came to me in a dream

tsk tsk all the people getting astarions scars tattooed unknowingly signing themselves over to the devil rookie mistake man shoulda stuck to ouija boards

#someday 7000 people are gonna die and the government won’t know why #hey that rhymes #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #tattoos

MW3 SPOILERS!!!!

i’ve relieved myself of the grief over soaps death by gaslighting myself into believing that only the canon version of him is dead and the version i know and love that is firmly in love with ghost is alive and well and everything is okay

#i’m grasping on straws rn #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghoap #modern warfare 3 #delulu #send a rescue team i’m losing it #activision i will lick the blood form your wounds and sharpen my teeth on your bones how dare you do this to me

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whenever i think about the reason crowley fell i can only imagine god as a sleep-deprived starving artist forcing trauma into their oc saying stuff like “it’s for character development i swear”

#good omens #crowley #azirafell #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #good omemes #niel gaiman #david tennant

bitches be like “i know damn well this book/show is going to fuck me up emotionally to the point where no amount of therapy or counseling will undo the pure psychic damage i have brought upon myself but lol it’s fine”

it’s me. i’m bitches

#real shit tho #this is what i was thinking when i bought they both die in the end #my favorite pastime is doing irreversible damage to my mental state #chainsaw man #stranger things #they both die at the end #the first to die at the end #the walking dead #avatar: the last airbender season 2 ep 15 #attack on titan #one piece

“Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?”

#hamilton musical #dumb shit #aaron burr #you better laugh i thought i was so smart for making this #i was giggle-snorting it was horrendous

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