The Sphere's Edge

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

You don't think it's necessary to think about Chastity. Well, I'll tell her you said that bro. Like she really liked you. But if you don't think she is necessary because you're morally a good person without her, then that's your own valid opinion and I respect that and appreciate that you answered the anonymous question.

I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

still stuck in the labyrinth

All of the above

Oh man that was such a long loop. But it gets so much funnier the longer it goes on

stance changed to Be Evil