a powerful rat named charles entertainment cheese

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

I think the types of oppression that are the most intense are the ones that apply to me personally. For some reason they're just so much more visceral and personally affecting than the ones that don't affect me, which all seem distant and abstract and not as big a deal. If you don't restructure your worldview around this I will decide you're part of the problem.

discussion of AI on here is like if you said "I'm annoyed they put up a billboard that blocked part of my view" and someone said "yeah! also all billboards are made of baby skulls and going to destroy the world" and you said I don't think that's right and they called you a billboardbro and then you went to work and your boss said that they're replacing all forms of communication in your workplace with erecting billboards you have to read and if you say that that's probably not the best use case for billboards they said you just hate progress

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

(pov i am your coworker and you are having a casual conversation with me) you know, that reminds me of something that hurts so much to remember that i actually can’t even mention it at all

pussy so good i lost my phone

IN THE PUSSY?!

no, but that was the first place i checked