Rhianna

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

this the most accurate shit

yes

*blows a kiss at the sky* for Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary

Why is this so fucking funny 

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

listen i got a rabbit when i was the ripe age of eight years old. originally named him button bc that was my old rabbits name and i was convinced if i just gave him that name the spirit of button would live on in him (rip in peace tiny friend) but after a while he chewed threw the fuckin lawn mower wire so my eight year old self called that sucker chompy. now i dont kno if you kno but rabbits are supposed to live like six to eight years as a pet, and before that button had kicked the proverbial fuckin bucket after a few months so we weren’t expecting the situation we’re currently in. chompy, as it turns out, gives absolutely 0 fucks what any rabbit website says. i am nearly twenty years old and this little dude just wont quit. you bet ur bottom dollar i go out every single mornin rain or shine to let his sorry ass out of the hutch so he can eat the grass, chase the birds and make my mum gnash her teeth and cry bc we cant plant shit bc he’ll straight up just devour any plant he finds. eleven years. this fucker is eleven years old. im pretty sure he’s just running on straight up spite at this point bc everyone i speak to in my family is like ‘is that rabbit still going?????’ you better FUCKIN believe that rabbit is tearin shit up in my back garden to this day. but now im in this situation where i tell ppl i have a rabbit and theyre like ‘ooo whats his name??’ and i, a nineteen year old, have to look them dead in the eye and say chompy. the ridiculous fuckin name i gave him eleven years ago. what a world 

it looks like he’s wearing black socks

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

every Straight who calls their gay ships sin now owes me $10

every Gay who calls their straight ships sin now owes me $10

have fun being broke bc that literally doesn’t happen lmao

Are you sure, because heterophobia is rampant on this site

im physically rotting

this is it. this is what sends me to the shadow realmm. rb if u too, are a rampant hetereophobic sinner

“when you’re in church and the preacher says ‘heterosexuality is wrong’ but you’re busy reading straight fanfics haha like if you’re a sinner too uwu”

you have no idea how much strange joy this video just brought me

oh my god

Bloody brilliant

I HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS IN MONTHS

snake snake snake

Just that y'all scienc-y types would like to know that this wonderful person is on YouTube under the username ViHart. They’re super funny and also have a lot of videos about mathematics and science