Porter Robinson quote starters
β my freaking fans are the freaking best. freak β
β wow im so adorable wow wow β
β fuck the sore throat fairy. β
β one of my favorite memories of the last year was telling _____ about my new music and him offering to be my therapist β
β i played stepmania in front of my manager today and he asked me what was wrong with me β
β list of things my cold is keeping me from doing: breathing β
β THESE JORDANS IS ELDERLY FUCCBOI β
β i am and always have been secretly a robot β
β my favorite feature is clicking to an unloaded part of the video, and youtube stops loading and forces you to refresh β
β the entire athleticwear fad has been insanely convenient and comfy β
β tropical pineapple fuck offf β
β this is me suppressing my hateriest impulses β
β i forgot to breathe β
β SECURITY GUARDS WERE THREATENING TO KILL EACH OTHER LMAO β
β whatβs an ekowraith β
β this βvery decent christmasβ compilation makes me wanna go to xmas party djed by ____ in a santa hat he doesnt seem to know heβs wearingβ
β SHE WENT INNNNNNNNNNNN β
β you guys are my favorites (i have favorites). β
β iβm being an insomniac piece of shit β
β i will fuck you up at age of empires β
β y'all are some straight-up buttlickers for not sending me or even telling me about krmt β
β attn all boyfriends of twitter: may you all give jim halpert-tier gifts this year β
β Iβll be the one dying β
β Ideally, Iβd be waking up at 7am on my farm β
β untz untz untz untz β
β i tossed that fucker off β
β Stand up and get out of my cool guy crouch β
β Now i know how Olympic athletes feel β
β Iβm making smoke over here β
β Our beautiful child has be ruined β
β Iβm starting to make weird faces, i can feel it β
β we are definitely absolutely in the club β
β And thereβs no question i think that i like cute things and shit β
β These are kind of like Star Wars galaxies β
β i like crying about moe girls β
β put a fucking shirt on you bro β
β im fucking crying and sad β
β oh man, in game music is playing β
β windows media player, killin it β
β iβm the realist β
β you can be a guy who plays a weird flute β
β now that i have your attention, check this out: people in australia think itβs funny that we say βbadassβ β
β funny meme rukes. good shit β
β I dreamed last night that I met Wolfgang Gartner. He didnβt know Say my Name. β
β name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-nam β
β this baristas name is tiff tiff β
β meme-free since 1992 β
β i couldnt find the version of the tour poster that had giraffageβs name on it so i improvised with ms paint β
β (glances at watch, groans) β
β im looking forward to corporate twitter accounts attempting the doge meme well into the year 2017 β
β i woke up at 6:00 AM feeling sick and having a weird, delirious dream about needing to turn in a mixtape today β
β eating poutine does nothing for me. β
β im pretty sure the best way to characterize the amount of ice cream i just ate is βillegalβ β
β when someone starts talking while iβm trying to show them a song, i will 1) hate them 2) passive aggressively triple the volume right away β
β I just burned the hell out of my hand on steam. β
β WE GET TO LIVE ON A FUCKING SCIFI PLANET WHERE THEREβS GIANT AMORPHOUS NEBULAS OF FLOATING WATER IN THE SKY β
β You got gengar eyes β
β someone just approached me & asked 1. are you in a rockband 2. are you on the Disney channel βbecause you look famousβ. answered yes to both β
β snapchats i have received so far: shirtless dudes, videos of college girls smoking blunts, pictures of cats β
β that sneeze felt so good that i got chills β
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