I Wish I Cared

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

LEAVE ELMO ALONE YOU DISGUSTING CORPORATE GOONS.

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

#hashtag Believe Women#feminism

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

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