Porkchop Eats

- 24 y/o bi male (straight leaning)

- I've been working out for the past 5 years, and during that time I gained a bit of weight and then lost it (and gained some muscle along the way). Some of you may remember me as @embarrassedandgrowing. I'm planning on getting fatter than I was before

- I enjoy the teasing and humiliation associated with this kink, not the way it makes me look. Give me your best weight related teasing and insults (do your worst, I can take it 😉)

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- Minors DNI

- Do not send me unsolicited dick pics or similar, I will probably just block you

- Do not try to force your unrelated kinks onto me in DMs, I will probably just block you

- Please don't share my content outside of Tumblr without permission

Are you just mindlessly eating and going with the flow? Any daily calory goals?

Favourite foods to overindulge with?

Do you plan to go full lazy mode or do you want to still remain active?

I'm generally just mindlessly eating and getting as much food as I can each day, but between work and me being lazy I don't make it to the shops as much as I'd like so my fridge empties pretty quickly. I've also been eating looooot's of Nutella (like half of a 750g jar a day some days), and getting way too much Uber Eats. My fav is definitely Indian food though, so I've been eating way too much of that.

It feels a bit weird giving out workout advice on a page dedicated to my weight gain but I'm always keen to give people tips that worked for me, so here goes:

I usually aimed to go 6 days a week and my split was Legs, followed by Chest and Back, followed by Arms and Shoulders, with every monday being my rest day and core training thrown in whenever I felt like it. I generally favoured compound movements in slightly lower rep ranges (5-10) at the start of a workout, and then as I fatigued I'd move onto isolation exercises. In truth, though, the workout split and exercise selection is only about a quarter of the equation in my opinion (if that!). The biggest influences on how successful you'll be at putting on muscle are how hard you're willing to work in the gym (I recommend taking most sets of most exercises to failure), and how much attention you give to sleep and diet (funny I'm saying this given what my diet looks like now).

Like, they'll think it's just a bulk at first but it's gonna become obvious- probably sooner rather than later- that you've just decided to throw in your lot with being a greedy fucking hog. They might even start whispering behind your back about how fast you're blowing up and how obscene your eating habits are getting...