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Michael Kaiser x Reader series (1/)
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Michael Kaiser x Reader series (1/)

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Cats
βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λβ€ Λ’ΚΈβΏα΅α΅Λ’β±Λ’; ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ α΅α΅ΚΈαΆ Κ³β±α΅βΏα΅ Λ’Κ·α΅α΅Κ³Λ’ Κ°α΅ α΅α΅α΅Λ’βΏ'α΅ Λ‘β±α΅α΅ αΆα΅α΅Λ’
Sae has never been fond of keeping animals. Sure he'll compliment a cat for its cuteness inside his head but he would never adopt one. It's not out of cruelty, he's busy he tells himself.
He has a career after all. He barely makes enough free time to take you out on datesβ uninterrupted dates.
Therefore, he wasn't sure why he was doing what he was currently.
In his hands was a small black cat with eyes all too familiar. He stared at the cat and the cat stared at him, the wind was beginning to pick up and the skies turned a bruise gray. A testament to the tantrum the sky will have later or sooner.
Sae Itoshi doesn't like pets. Yet, he still took him home. Sae dropped the cat infront of you it was sitting on the floor infront of the sofa it's boba eyes staring up at you with the same deadpan expression Sae had. It already started mirroring it's owner's behavior, However you couldn't help but began to giggle, the cat reminded you of Sae's younger brother, Rin.
You looked up at Sae "I never pegged you as the sentimental type" your comment caused Sae to raise a perfectly groomed brow. "I'm not, what makes you think I am?" You choked an amused laugh back as you pointed at the cat on the floor. "It looks like Rin, you know" You watched as Sae's nonchalant cadence faded for a brief second. "[Name] don't joke around. This cat is a hundred times cuter than Rin" You let out a laugh as you teased him. "So you're not denying it, Sae? It looks like Rin"
You watched as his eyebrows furrow and he gave you a warning glare however he means nothing of it. He began to turn around and head for the kitchen, likely to see what he could feed the cat. The cat shared one last cold glance with you before it turned it's upturned head up and lifted its body, it's tiny head held high as it pranced after Sae. You let out a giggle as you take a picture, undoubtedly to tease Sae's brother.
Sae Itoshi doesn't like cats, but this one? He'll let this one slide
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Michael Kaiser x Reader series (1/)
Why r SOME(<) SOME <------ SOME guys the DUMBEST pieces of shits ever rising up my blood pressure for NOTHING
α΄ΚΙͺκ± Κα΄α΄α΄α΄Ι΄α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄, α΄α΄‘α΄, α΄ΚΚα΄α΄ α΄Ιͺα΄α΄κ± α΄α΄α΄ α΄α΄α΄Κ α΄Κα΄κ±α΄ α΄ α΄α΄Κ-α΄κ±κ± ΚΙͺα΄α΄Κα΄κ±
Bluelock boys as conversations I've had with my exes in the past. Lemme know if you guys want a part 2 because I have more and I had an idea for ness π«©βοΈ
Michael Kaiser
(I confronted the ex in @luckygirl-interlude's kainess SMAU and this was the actual Convo)
Mikage Reo
(God forbid a girl wants financial independence? We never made it official cs I don't like ts)
Ryusei Shidou
(same guy in the one with Reo. He was a FREAK)
Sae Itoshi
(this ex was Lacy's cousin and I'm pretty sure the original one was about me not like racists and he called himself out pretty quickly)
Shuto Sendou
(same ex as the one in Sae's stuff. We were both freshmen that time so like 7th graders or middle school and the Convo went like this. I only caught them cuz of the matching pfps and my gut telling me to reverse search the pfp he had)
Lesson learned. Men must all DIE
men ain't shit guys anw I still have more of this absolutely tom meet foolery

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α΄ΚΙͺκ± Κα΄α΄α΄α΄Ι΄α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄, α΄α΄‘α΄, α΄ΚΚα΄α΄ α΄Ιͺα΄α΄κ± α΄α΄α΄ α΄α΄α΄Κ α΄Κα΄κ±α΄ α΄ α΄α΄Κ-α΄κ±κ± ΚΙͺα΄α΄Κα΄κ±
Bluelock boys as conversations I've had with my exes in the past. Lemme know if you guys want a part 2 because I have more and I had an idea for ness π«©βοΈ
Michael Kaiser
(I confronted the ex in @luckygirl-interlude's kainess SMAU and this was the actual Convo)
Mikage Reo
(God forbid a girl wants financial independence? We never made it official cs I don't like ts)
Ryusei Shidou
(same guy in the one with Reo. He was a FREAK)
Sae Itoshi
(this ex was Lacy's cousin and I'm pretty sure the original one was about me not like racists and he called himself out pretty quickly)
Shuto Sendou
(same ex as the one in Sae's stuff. We were both freshmen that time so like 7th graders or middle school and the Convo went like this. I only caught them cuz of the matching pfps and my gut telling me to reverse search the pfp he had)
Lesson learned. Men must all DIE
π¦’βππ§π’!
β§ iβve had a weird influx of people following my account ever since i switched to blue lock content and iβm grateful but it also comes with their fair share of creeps so if youβre apart of the following PLEASE dni:
β£ Bigots(anti-lgbtq+, anti-semitics, racists, sexists, ableists, misogynists, ect)
β£Zionists, Magas, pro-lifers, pro-shippers, conservatives, Terfs, literally any old men
(yes ik this wont shoo them all off but like cmon guys you should at least know where i stand on this subject matter)
β§οΈ΄π‘πππ€π₯ππ¬π¬ π’ππ«ππ§πππ
ΰ¨ΰ§πΉπͺπ²π»π²π·π°: isagi and ness, kaiser and ness(not a ship post but can be interpreted as such)
ππ²π©π§π¨π©π¬π’π¬: Kainess tomfoolery. After the NEL isagi and ness become close friends due to nessβs newfound disdain for kaiser who tries to weasel his way back into nessβ life.
β₯π/π§: based off a real convo i had with @porcelainebells with kainess as them and their ex while iβm isagi. This is my pride post happy pride!
ΰ¨ΰ§ πππ¬πππ«π₯π’π¬π β’ πππ§π«π: ππ«πππ€ β’ πππ«π§π’π§π π¬: ππ¨π§π
@luckygirl-interlude β all rights reserved. Do not republish, translate, steal, or feed to AI.α°Λβπ¦Ή
kainess as this stupid ass confront of me and my ex today
β§οΈ΄π‘πππ€π₯ππ¬π¬ π’ππ«ππ§πππ
ΰ¨ΰ§πΉπͺπ²π»π²π·π°: isagi and ness, kaiser and ness(not a ship post but can be interpreted as such)
ππ²π©π§π¨π©π¬π’π¬: Kainess tomfoolery. After the NEL isagi and ness become close friends due to nessβs newfound disdain for kaiser who tries to weasel his way back into nessβ life.
β₯π/π§: based off a real convo i had with @porcelainebells with kainess as them and their ex while iβm isagi. This is my pride post happy pride!
ΰ¨ΰ§ πππ¬πππ«π₯π’π¬π β’ πππ§π«π: ππ«πππ€ β’ πππ«π§π’π§π π¬: ππ¨π§π
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no smau or updates today cuz some dumbass ho genuinely have me and @luckygirl-interlude laughing and seething

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Oh no my wallet! It's missing!?
(A/N: I'll write this into a smau-story, soon enough for now accept these crumbs)
You and Shidou go on a date to this relatively nice restaurant however before you both order shidou gets this gut feeling to look for his wallet.
He reaches into his pocket, and it's not there. The blonde young man looked towards you and with a charismatic grin, he asks if you could pay for this date?
Ecstatic at the idea you could finally treat your boyfriend for once, you too checked your bag for your wallet.
It's not there. You and Shidou stared a LOOOONG unbroken stare, before your phone buzzed. The screen coming alive and displaying a post from your old friend about her missing dog and how they're willing to pay 25,000 yen for a tip off, 50,000 yen for where they could find said dog and 100,000 yen for who could find it safe and unharmed.
You showed it to shidou. He had the BRIGHTEST grin ever as he took his phone out and sent a message to Charles about the dog. Needless to say, you and Shidou didn't eat but went dog hunting.
Oh no my wallet! It's missing!?
(A/N: I'll write this into a smau-story, soon enough for now accept these crumbs)
You and Shidou go on a date to this relatively nice restaurant however before you both order shidou gets this gut feeling to look for his wallet.
He reaches into his pocket, and it's not there. The blonde young man looked towards you and with a charismatic grin, he asks if you could pay for this date?
Ecstatic at the idea you could finally treat your boyfriend for once, you too checked your bag for your wallet.
It's not there. You and Shidou stared a LOOOONG unbroken stare, before your phone buzzed. The screen coming alive and displaying a post from your old friend about her missing dog and how they're willing to pay 25,000 yen for a tip off, 50,000 yen for where they could find said dog and 100,000 yen for who could find it safe and unharmed.
You showed it to shidou. He had the BRIGHTEST grin ever as he took his phone out and sent a message to Charles about the dog. Needless to say, you and Shidou didn't eat but went dog hunting.
jinpachi ego probably has a notebook filled with ideas. HEAR ME OUT (silly headcanon??)
does anyone remember that thing where MJ would write all his ideas down because he's scared prince will get it instead?
Imagine that but a younger Jinpachi Ego and Noel Noa, but in this case Jinpachi's MJ and after this ONE specific event right before Jinpachi went to bed he got this amazing idea of a soccer move but he decides NOT to write it down and so insteadβ by some infuriating miracle or curse.
Noa gets it instead, Jinpachi is FUMING because how did Noa even think of it? Was it divine intervention?? Were they spending too much time together that Noa can tell what jinpachi's thinking? To Ego that's a nightmare so God forbid. The night after that Jinpachi learns to write his ideas down so that Noa doesn't steal them.
(A/N: this is totally not because I experience the same thing as MJ but for fics and smaus which is why I haven't posted yet because I'm working π I've talked to lacy about this before I think???)
πͺπππ, πΎπππ ππ π΅ππππππ?
βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λβ€ Λ’ΚΈβΏα΅α΅Λ’β±Λ’; α΄΅βΏ Κ·Κ°β±αΆΚ° ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ α΅Λ£ Λ’α΅α΅Λ’ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ α΅α΅Λ’α΅ α΅βΏΛ‘β±βΏα΅ α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅ βΏα΅α΅ α΅βΏα΅Κ·β±βΏα΅ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ Λ’Κ°α΅α΅α΅ α΅βΏα΅ α΅βΏα΅α΅Κ³α΅α΅βΏα΅
βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λβ€: α΄Ήβ±αΆΚ°α΅α΅Λ‘ α΄·α΅β±Λ’α΅Κ³, α΄΅Λ’α΅α΅β± ΚΈα΅β±αΆΚ°β±, α΄Ώα΅α΅ α΄Ήβ±α΅α΅α΅α΅, α΅α΅α΅β±α΅α΅ α΄·α΅Κ³α΅Λ’α΅, α΄·α΅βΏβ±α΅α΅α΅β± α΄Ώα΅βΏΛ’α΅α΅α΅, ᴬˑα΅Λ£β±Λ’ α΄Ία΅Λ’Λ’
(A/N: Sry I didn't post for like 1 or 2 days aside from taking care of my gran gran, going shopping and finding an old classmates missing dog for ten grand I have no other excuses. P.S I didn't find the dog, expect a smau of this later.)
Isagi Yoichi
Alexis Ness
Karasu Tabito
Reo Mikage
Michael Kaiser
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shade refs I usedπ₯Ήπ
jinpachi ego probably has a notebook filled with ideas. HEAR ME OUT (silly headcanon??)
does anyone remember that thing where MJ would write all his ideas down because he's scared prince will get it instead?
Imagine that but a younger Jinpachi Ego and Noel Noa, but in this case Jinpachi's MJ and after this ONE specific event right before Jinpachi went to bed he got this amazing idea of a soccer move but he decides NOT to write it down and so insteadβ by some infuriating miracle or curse.
Noa gets it instead, Jinpachi is FUMING because how did Noa even think of it? Was it divine intervention?? Were they spending too much time together that Noa can tell what jinpachi's thinking? To Ego that's a nightmare so God forbid. The night after that Jinpachi learns to write his ideas down so that Noa doesn't steal them.
(A/N: this is totally not because I experience the same thing as MJ but for fics and smaus which is why I haven't posted yet because I'm working π I've talked to lacy about this before I think???)

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reader babysitting with any characters of ur choosing?π₯Ήπ₯Ή
πππ πππ'π πππππ πππ π ππππππππππ ππππ ππ!
βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λβ€ κ±ΚΙ΄α΄α΄κ±Ιͺκ±: Κα΄ΚΚ-κ±Ιͺα΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄‘Ιͺα΄Κ Κα΄α΄Κ Κα΄Κκ°ΚΙͺα΄Ι΄α΄ .
βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λβ€ π°ππππ ππππππ, π΄ππππππ π²πππππ, πΊππ π°πππππ, π½πππππ π―πππ, π©ππππππ π΄πππππ
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The moment this man heard you say the words "babysitting" and "cousin" he was already prepared. You were greatly surprised that Isagi wanted to stay and help you babysit your cousin 'Ai'. Ai was very young, only about 4 years old when her mom dropped her off with you as she had to deal with some other businesses. Ai wouldn't stop crying unless her mom brought her to you. This might've been YOUR fault for spoiling her.
The moment isagi saw it was a little girl his heart swelled. That wasn't to say that he wouldn't help you out if your cousin was a boy β no. He'd help you out always, isagi was excited first and foremost due to how he often wished he had a younger sister or an older sister due to his favorite movie 'My Neighbor Totoro' Isagi was determined to little Ai right. Except for the fact that little Ai was very spoiled. Yoichi finally finished cleaning all of the toys that Ai brought with her, only for Ai to let out a defiant whine and unceremoniously dump all her freshly kept toys out of her bag.
Yoichi blinked but summed it up to being normal, that was until Ai managed to grab a hold of scissors the moment he wasn't looking for a second, and you were in the kitchen making lunch.
Needless to say isagi quickly found out that dealing with little sister'sβ or in this case little girl cousin's was a battle and not what his favorite movie made it out to be. Your aunt wasn't very pleased with her daughter when she picked Ai up. You could only helpless apologize to her.
π΄ππππππ π²πππππ
You had to babysit for your cousin's children, Max,Matthew, Theo and the two girl's Julia and Julie. Your boyfriend thought that babysitting would be the EASIEST job ever, it was until the four kids suddenly decided to play; Avatar The Last Airbender with the sudden turf war they had going on.
Kaiser couldn't believe the stage your home was in. On one side was Julie's faction she managed to find blue blankets and occupied the Northern side of the living room.
To the West was Julia's "Kingdom", she was surprisingly the meanest of 5 and had declared her side of the room was hers alone and anyone who dared enter or cross it would be pelted with the nerf gun she stole from her older brother Max.
To the Eastβ Max was in his own space. He managed to find green blankets and made a fort of some kind where oddly enoughβ if Kaiser looked closely he could see that the little boy had ANOTHER nerf gun that Max was absolutely waiting to use. It was getting ridiculous. Kaiser turned around to the South part of his living room, to no surprise. There was ANOTHER fort, only this time it was run by the two eldest. Theo and Matthew, Theo looked at Kaiser who looked back at him.
Matthew let out a sigh as he spoke to his brother "Theo, you stay here I'll talk with Julie first then we'll deal with Julia and Max."As Matthew left the safety of his area.
Kaiser watched with a raised eyebrow as Julia and Max immediately drew their guns at him. Julia was glaring at her own brother already suspicious of him.
Kaiser was wrong. Babysitting is by no means easy at all, he can only hope you finish using the restroom soon enough.
πΊππ π°πππππ
Sae was over at your place when you were suddenly visited by your next door neighbor, the older woman was always kind to you and was a motherly figure to both you and Sae β that is whenever he visited. She was so kind and thoughtful that you just knew you had to help her.
Which led to you babysitting her toddler. You blinked at the drooling toddler and they blinked back at you. This was awkward, you thought that the kid you'd be babysitting would be a bit ..older? Luckily enough your neighbor gave her the necessary supplies such as Hana's bottle, her binky, blanket and her stuffed toy owl named Wan.
It was an unnerving stuffed toy that you could never understand why someone would even have it, then again it is a child. Sae suddenly spoke "She drools a lot. Like a lot, a lot."
Looking at hana drooling, he raised an eyebrow. This gave him flashbacks to when Rin would droolβ ofcourse, Hana's unfortunately cuter than his baby brother.
He looked at you, his lips moving as he spoke. "Let's get Hana settled, yeah? I'll help you watch over her."
You nodded your head, picking the small toddler up and bringing her to the sofa. Hana let out a small giggle, once you sat her down on the sofa and turned the TV on to put Bluey, because god knows Cocomelon is just garbage for children. Sae had gone to the kitchen to prepare Hana some veggie snacks, which was just cucumber and carrot cut into fry shape.
Hana took some into her right hand and was munching peacefully, Sae sat down beside you. The moment he settled down and grabbed a cucumber stick Hana had toddled over to where Sae was sitting just to grab it out of his hand and eat it Infront of him. Sae stood corrected. Hana was not cuter than Rin, you let out a few giggles which caused Sae to glare at you before you burst out laughing.
Hana let out her own giggles and eventually settled down on your lap, still eating her stolen cucumber stick triumphantly. Sae's gaze softened, he couldn't help but imagine the future where this'll play out again, only this time it'll be his kid and yours.
π½πππππ π―πππ
By some miracle or curse, Charles managed to bring his 5 yr old sister Charlotte to practice. Loki was absolutely rightfully frustrated at Charles for bringing such a young girl. However, Charles defended himself by saying non of his other siblings could babysit! Plus! Charlotte is an angel!
That was a lie. Charlotte was the same and if not much more chaotic than Charles. Which led to Hugo proposing an idea that he calls his girlfriend β you, to training just to watch over Charlotte.
It was both a blessing and a curse, you got to see your handsome boyfriend train, though. Dealing with Charlotte made you second guess about having children.
During a break, Hugo walked over to you. A towel around his neck, he sat down beside you mindful of the fact he was riddled with sweat. Turning towards you, he had the softest look on his usually stoic face. He soon spoke, "Mon chou, thank you for coming over. I understand you were busy, however. This means much to me and it means much to Charles"
You couldn't help but flash Hugo a smile. "It's fine vivi! I don't mind, Charlotte's pretty hyper but its alright" A moment of silence passes between you and Hugo before it was broken by Charlotte.
"Awee!! Name and Vivian sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! First comes love, then comes marriage! Then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" You looked away quickly. Embarrassed by the situation, Hugo didn't seem to bothered. In fact he closed his eyes thoughtful about the younger girl's"Charlotte isn't too far, no? You're my destiny, and I tend to marry you in the future. Then as the song goes a baby in a β"
You slapped Hugo's arm scolding him. "Vivi! Not in public!"
"Eww!! Name and Vivien get a room!" Exclaimed both Charles and Charlotte. To which an exasperated Julian told both your boyfriend and Charles that break ended a few minutes ago!
π©ππππππ π΄πππππ
You knew you should have never left Bachira with your niece and nephew. The house felt awfully quiet..and frankly? It was suspicious. Quiet and children are two things that should NEVER be together. Especially with your boyfriend Bachira.
You couldn't help but call out for Meguru and the two children, Tsumiki and Kosuke. A thud was heard followed by a broken wail that was immediately hushed. That set you off.
Dropping the 7/11 bags you had you immediately ran to where the noise was from, it was from the bedroom. Twisting the door handle open, something blocks you. No doubt it was Bachira.
"Meguru! Let me in this instant or else!" You shouted at him struggling to shove the door open when your athletic boyfriend was on the other end.
He quickly replied back to you "No! I can't! If I open the door and you see what happened you'll never let me babysit with you again!"To which, you heard Kosuke cry out. "Auntie! Help me!! Nee-chan!β" He was immediately silenced by his older sister, Tsumiki. "Shut up Kosuke!! If you tell auntie what happened mom will never let us stay with auntie name and uncle Bachira ever again!!"
Your eye twitched as you finally lost it. "Stop playing these games right now! Meguru if you don't let me in I swear to god we will never babysit ever again!" At the threat, Tsumiki squealed and told Bachira to let you in quickly. Bachira yelped and let you pass.
Looking sheepish and quite literally like a guilty puppy. You turned towards Tsumiki and Kosuke only to be stunned. Tsumiki's hair was now choppy, Kosuke's hair was the worst. His hair resembled an uneven bob with a single stripe of hair framing his left cheek. His bangs were going to the right side and were choppy. He looked at you his eyes filled with unshed tears and fear, whereas Tsumiki only looked guilty of being caught.
You closed your eyes reminding yourself that you loved your boyfriend and you loved your niece and nephews. However, your blood pressure was rising enough for 3 old women and for your sister who will absolutely lose her shit later.
reader babysitting with any characters of ur choosing?π₯Ήπ₯Ή
πππ πππ'π πππππ πππ π ππππππππππ ππππ ππ!
βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λβ€ κ±ΚΙ΄α΄α΄κ±Ιͺκ±: Κα΄ΚΚ-κ±Ιͺα΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄‘Ιͺα΄Κ Κα΄α΄Κ Κα΄Κκ°ΚΙͺα΄Ι΄α΄ .
βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λβ€ π°ππππ ππππππ, π΄ππππππ π²πππππ, πΊππ π°πππππ, π½πππππ π―πππ, π©ππππππ π΄πππππ
π°ππππ ππππππ
The moment this man heard you say the words "babysitting" and "cousin" he was already prepared. You were greatly surprised that Isagi wanted to stay and help you babysit your cousin 'Ai'. Ai was very young, only about 4 years old when her mom dropped her off with you as she had to deal with some other businesses. Ai wouldn't stop crying unless her mom brought her to you. This might've been YOUR fault for spoiling her.
The moment isagi saw it was a little girl his heart swelled. That wasn't to say that he wouldn't help you out if your cousin was a boy β no. He'd help you out always, isagi was excited first and foremost due to how he often wished he had a younger sister or an older sister due to his favorite movie 'My Neighbor Totoro' Isagi was determined to little Ai right. Except for the fact that little Ai was very spoiled. Yoichi finally finished cleaning all of the toys that Ai brought with her, only for Ai to let out a defiant whine and unceremoniously dump all her freshly kept toys out of her bag.
Yoichi blinked but summed it up to being normal, that was until Ai managed to grab a hold of scissors the moment he wasn't looking for a second, and you were in the kitchen making lunch.
Needless to say isagi quickly found out that dealing with little sister'sβ or in this case little girl cousin's was a battle and not what his favorite movie made it out to be. Your aunt wasn't very pleased with her daughter when she picked Ai up. You could only helpless apologize to her.
π΄ππππππ π²πππππ
You had to babysit for your cousin's children, Max,Matthew, Theo and the two girl's Julia and Julie. Your boyfriend thought that babysitting would be the EASIEST job ever, it was until the four kids suddenly decided to play; Avatar The Last Airbender with the sudden turf war they had going on.
Kaiser couldn't believe the stage your home was in. On one side was Julie's faction she managed to find blue blankets and occupied the Northern side of the living room.
To the West was Julia's "Kingdom", she was surprisingly the meanest of 5 and had declared her side of the room was hers alone and anyone who dared enter or cross it would be pelted with the nerf gun she stole from her older brother Max.
To the Eastβ Max was in his own space. He managed to find green blankets and made a fort of some kind where oddly enoughβ if Kaiser looked closely he could see that the little boy had ANOTHER nerf gun that Max was absolutely waiting to use. It was getting ridiculous. Kaiser turned around to the South part of his living room, to no surprise. There was ANOTHER fort, only this time it was run by the two eldest. Theo and Matthew, Theo looked at Kaiser who looked back at him.
Matthew let out a sigh as he spoke to his brother "Theo, you stay here I'll talk with Julie first then we'll deal with Julia and Max."As Matthew left the safety of his area.
Kaiser watched with a raised eyebrow as Julia and Max immediately drew their guns at him. Julia was glaring at her own brother already suspicious of him.
Kaiser was wrong. Babysitting is by no means easy at all, he can only hope you finish using the restroom soon enough.
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Sae was over at your place when you were suddenly visited by your next door neighbor, the older woman was always kind to you and was a motherly figure to both you and Sae β that is whenever he visited. She was so kind and thoughtful that you just knew you had to help her.
Which led to you babysitting her toddler. You blinked at the drooling toddler and they blinked back at you. This was awkward, you thought that the kid you'd be babysitting would be a bit ..older? Luckily enough your neighbor gave her the necessary supplies such as Hana's bottle, her binky, blanket and her stuffed toy owl named Wan.
It was an unnerving stuffed toy that you could never understand why someone would even have it, then again it is a child. Sae suddenly spoke "She drools a lot. Like a lot, a lot."
Looking at hana drooling, he raised an eyebrow. This gave him flashbacks to when Rin would droolβ ofcourse, Hana's unfortunately cuter than his baby brother.
He looked at you, his lips moving as he spoke. "Let's get Hana settled, yeah? I'll help you watch over her."
You nodded your head, picking the small toddler up and bringing her to the sofa. Hana let out a small giggle, once you sat her down on the sofa and turned the TV on to put Bluey, because god knows Cocomelon is just garbage for children. Sae had gone to the kitchen to prepare Hana some veggie snacks, which was just cucumber and carrot cut into fry shape.
Hana took some into her right hand and was munching peacefully, Sae sat down beside you. The moment he settled down and grabbed a cucumber stick Hana had toddled over to where Sae was sitting just to grab it out of his hand and eat it Infront of him. Sae stood corrected. Hana was not cuter than Rin, you let out a few giggles which caused Sae to glare at you before you burst out laughing.
Hana let out her own giggles and eventually settled down on your lap, still eating her stolen cucumber stick triumphantly. Sae's gaze softened, he couldn't help but imagine the future where this'll play out again, only this time it'll be his kid and yours.
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By some miracle or curse, Charles managed to bring his 5 yr old sister Charlotte to practice. Loki was absolutely rightfully frustrated at Charles for bringing such a young girl. However, Charles defended himself by saying non of his other siblings could babysit! Plus! Charlotte is an angel!
That was a lie. Charlotte was the same and if not much more chaotic than Charles. Which led to Hugo proposing an idea that he calls his girlfriend β you, to training just to watch over Charlotte.
It was both a blessing and a curse, you got to see your handsome boyfriend train, though. Dealing with Charlotte made you second guess about having children.
During a break, Hugo walked over to you. A towel around his neck, he sat down beside you mindful of the fact he was riddled with sweat. Turning towards you, he had the softest look on his usually stoic face. He soon spoke, "Mon chou, thank you for coming over. I understand you were busy, however. This means much to me and it means much to Charles"
You couldn't help but flash Hugo a smile. "It's fine vivi! I don't mind, Charlotte's pretty hyper but its alright" A moment of silence passes between you and Hugo before it was broken by Charlotte.
"Awee!! Name and Vivian sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! First comes love, then comes marriage! Then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" You looked away quickly. Embarrassed by the situation, Hugo didn't seem to bothered. In fact he closed his eyes thoughtful about the younger girl's"Charlotte isn't too far, no? You're my destiny, and I tend to marry you in the future. Then as the song goes a baby in a β"
You slapped Hugo's arm scolding him. "Vivi! Not in public!"
"Eww!! Name and Vivien get a room!" Exclaimed both Charles and Charlotte. To which an exasperated Julian told both your boyfriend and Charles that break ended a few minutes ago!
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You knew you should have never left Bachira with your niece and nephew. The house felt awfully quiet..and frankly? It was suspicious. Quiet and children are two things that should NEVER be together. Especially with your boyfriend Bachira.
You couldn't help but call out for Meguru and the two children, Tsumiki and Kosuke. A thud was heard followed by a broken wail that was immediately hushed. That set you off.
Dropping the 7/11 bags you had you immediately ran to where the noise was from, it was from the bedroom. Twisting the door handle open, something blocks you. No doubt it was Bachira.
"Meguru! Let me in this instant or else!" You shouted at him struggling to shove the door open when your athletic boyfriend was on the other end.
He quickly replied back to you "No! I can't! If I open the door and you see what happened you'll never let me babysit with you again!"To which, you heard Kosuke cry out. "Auntie! Help me!! Nee-chan!β" He was immediately silenced by his older sister, Tsumiki. "Shut up Kosuke!! If you tell auntie what happened mom will never let us stay with auntie name and uncle Bachira ever again!!"
Your eye twitched as you finally lost it. "Stop playing these games right now! Meguru if you don't let me in I swear to god we will never babysit ever again!" At the threat, Tsumiki squealed and told Bachira to let you in quickly. Bachira yelped and let you pass.
Looking sheepish and quite literally like a guilty puppy. You turned towards Tsumiki and Kosuke only to be stunned. Tsumiki's hair was now choppy, Kosuke's hair was the worst. His hair resembled an uneven bob with a single stripe of hair framing his left cheek. His bangs were going to the right side and were choppy. He looked at you his eyes filled with unshed tears and fear, whereas Tsumiki only looked guilty of being caught.
You closed your eyes reminding yourself that you loved your boyfriend and you loved your niece and nephews. However, your blood pressure was rising enough for 3 old women and for your sister who will absolutely lose her shit later.