probably not a cult leader

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

My understanders will Understand me

My understanders will Understand me

women love when there’s a woman

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

Official joy and whimsy post

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

I dont agree with the concept of a summer home and winter home. If I was a richy rich guy id get a spring home on the west coast (lush flower filled paradise on earth, avoiding mud season) and a fall home on the east coast (beautiful colors and the ideal Halloween look, avoiding everything-is-burning-season)

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker