Snail Emoji Review
let’s take a closer look at some good boys
5/10 -He’s going places, he’s charming. Leans more on the side of realism and he makes it work. The shading on the shell are a choice. Also wish there was more life in his eyes.
3/10 -Good color pallet but there’s something unsettling about him. something in the eyes. he is Not trustworthy. is he scared? what is he scared of? there’s an existential dread in his eyes i wish not behold for fear i may perish
2/10 -The pinkish-orange was a choice that i like. the dots are cute. the bold black outline i could do without. his eyes are voids of perpetual misery that i resent
9/10 -Now this is a gorgeous boy!!!!! i love his shell he has a beautiful aura. my only wish is that his eyes extended farther. other than that 😙👌🏿 chefs kiss!!!!!
-40000/10 -Horrible. What in the gODdAmN willy-wonka-lookin, Draw Something lookin, kids-choice-awards-hosting monstrosity is this. his colors look like he was molded at a taffy factory. badly. hate his eyes. i can’t bare to look at it any longer
4/10 -He’s an okay boy. He’s too smooth...like a shark. His shell is too perfect like he’s got something to hide. the choice in vomit-green was not a good one. i appreciate the effort in the eyes tho
900/10 -WHAT A PRETTY BOY. he’s is a shining star bound for success. his eyes? LOVE. his face? his bod? his shell? he is a RUNWAY MODEL. absolutely love. i want nothing more but to hold him in my palms forever. he has bewitched me, body and soul.
0/10 -Get this shitting boomerang away from me. can’t even SEE his beautiful eyes. he is not bound for success he is bound for dropout gas station attendant. Snail, sweaty, i’m so sorry
7/10 -You know what? not traditional but so mcfuckin cUTE. awe he’s blushing i could give him the gentlest smooch. his eyes are pools of wonder and beauty. we could easily grow old together.
-900000000/10 -Absolutely disgusting.
