Pooping in High Heels

Can't recall if I've posted this one before, but even if so John Mulaney's baby mama squat is timeless.

Jenna Ortega not looking very Wednesday.

Who knew Paris Hilton was still a thing?

Not sure what Lizzie McGuire’s medical condition is, but that’s not what this blog is about.

Pom Klementieff showing how Mantis does it.

Caylee Cowan displaying classic draped form for modesty.

Katie McGrath looks over her shoulder to make sure a pterodactyl doesn’t snatch her up and feed her to a giant whaleasaurus!

Iggy’s about to drop one on the spike!

Amanda Seyfried could use a comb.

Barbara Palvin couldn’t wait to get in past the velvet ropes.

I spy (kid) with my little eye, an all growed-up Alexa Vega.

Bai Ling with the leopard selfie squat.

Evangeline Lily's Zen power grants her Invisible High Heels!

Chuck may be leaving Netflix in a few days, but Yvonne Strahovski will squat here forever.

Rachel Bilson somberly delivers The O.C. squat.