I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

the what

yeah

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

flat fuck friday

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

Our eyes are very good at seeing trees, and I’ve seen the moon many times. Where would they be?

OK, maybe your eyes are good at seeing trees that you’ve seen, but the moon probably has trees that you haven’t seen. I mean, think about it. All the trees you’ve ever seen in your life are trees that you have seen… for all you know, you could be completely blind to trees that you haven’t seen

I feel personally attacked

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

A shitten.

no one wanted to call this an alpacat and i’m personally offended