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Ainât No Party Like a Taco Party || Wilson & Dwyer
James watched in silence as Wade moved around. Putting the door back in place. Definitely going to have to be replaced. That was one hell of a kick. It made the cop wonder just what the other had done in the past before this. Before the mask and swords. Or was that just a thing he did all the time. He actually didnât know a thing about the man. But that was ok, it just made it much more fun to figure it out as time went. Maybe while they cuddled for warmth and watched the a rerun of Golden Girls. Did he even watch it? MaybeâŚWho didnât? But there were people out there who truly didnât. Which was a shame.Â
Still hungry, the man reached out to grab another taste bud explosion deliciousness (that was also bad for his health). But frowned when he was a little far from the couch. He could grab the ones that fell to the floorâŚbut that would be a little gross. He was about to ask for assistance, but that stubborn streak showed up as he tried to maneuver the wheelchair with one hand. Not as easy as he thought it would be.Â
While concentrating, he did not see Wade bounding over to James, but he did blink in surprise at the arms being wrapped around him, chin on his shoulder and the kiss planted on his cheek. Ok..Donât cry. Just donât cry. Nope. No tears here. Instead a smile appeared as he chuckled. âAlright wubbyâŚWibbyâŚWhatever that fusion word is for husband and wife, I love you too and if you get me something illegally, donât get caught or Iâll be hearing about itâ While he was sure no one else really knew that he knows Wade, other than one or two people. Well three since Perez saw him. James did not want to have to deal with the paperwork or getting yelled at whenever he was back to work. Even then, he was sure Wade was smart enough to know to not get caught.Â
âHow about for now, we finish the food you brought, watch some Golden girls and just veg out on the couch. Well, Iâll veg out here on the chair and you can have the couchâ James needed to get used to the wheelchair, even though his ass was getting sore from sitting down all the time now. Just a little while longer and he will be back on his feet.Â
âBut i have a question for you thoughâŚWill you still stick around after I get the new arm and leg?â Might as well ask. Not that he would be lonely if Wade left, but just coming home to someone for once was a nice thought.Â
@poolxfdead
Wade gave James an extra squeeze. âYouâre the hubby, Iâm the wubby. We need to get these details correct early on or itâll create a whole mess of problems in our marriage further down the line.â It wasnât clear if Wade was actually joking or not as he spoke. He might have been, he might not have been; even Wade couldnât tell the difference.
Wade wheeled James a little closer to the couch so he could reach the remaining tacos. Wade then flopped back onto the couch itself and helped himself to another taco. He was about to shove the whole thing into his mouth but he stopped with the taco about halfway in when James asked him that question.
Wade lowered the taco away from his gob and looked over at his hubby/room mate with one of his eyebrows raised, as if trying to tell James to not be so silly.
âThe only reasons to make me move out is a) you actually kick me out and even then I probably wonât pay too much attention to that, b) I get arrested but when I get out, Iâll be back just like a Terminator, c) I die and since that has yet to happen I doubt that will stick, or d)-â Wade put his finger to his lips as he tried to think of another reason â-you diss Bea Arthur and donât apologise for it.â
Wade looked over at James and decided to be semi-serious for a moment. âListen, Hubby, you are stuck with me. Youâre my friend and I donât abandon friends just because they suddenly sprout extra limbs. Iâm a dick who is a complete idiot almost 100% of the time, but I donât abandon my friends. Especially not ones that I call Hubby. You get me?â
@detective-jamesdwyer
Ashes and Dust || Open
Natasha sat, giving a gentle roll of her eyes as Wade began his usual tirade. She did try to listen but instead, green eyes flickered between people making their way through the park. Any of them could be from HOPE. Any of them could hate what the two of them, sat upon the bench, stood for. It was a strange feeling and one that only served to enhance Natashaâs already suspicious nature. She was quiet for a few seconds longer before turning to Wade.
âYouâre not in your suit. Iâm assuming you know of HOPE then.â She murmured, blunt as ever. She had seen the flyers and heard the speech more and more often than she would like to. It sounded like a ton of propaganda and, truly, it was making Natasha uncomfortable. She had seen too many wars, too many people killed for reasons such as this. She did not wish for this to turn into an all out mutant vs human war. And, yet, she could not help but feel like that was where it was headed. HOPE would incite hatred and that would only fuel more hatred. It would all end terribly. Â
âHumans Only, Protect Earth.â She scoffed quietly, tossing flame red curls from her eyes as she glared out at everyone passing. She wondered if they knew that their world was balancing on a knife edge. Too much push to one side and everything would come tumbling down around them. Everything they had worked for.
The Blood Star had left her with a lingering feeling of fear, of hopelessness, deep in her chest. She knew this world would be forever changed by what had happened and, despite his usual demeanour, Natasha was certain that Wade must also know that.
Nothing slipped past Natasha. Even when it didnât seem like she was paying any attention to you, she still saw everything. Of course the fact that Wade wasnât in his suit was a huge fucking detail but still. Nothing got past her.
âYou donât like what Iâm wearing?â Wade asked in a mock innocent tone. He pulled at his hooded sweatshirt on the chest, causing the material to form a peak. He patted it back down and shrugged. âAnd here I was thinking you might like the change in my look. You saying I should go back to my traditional red and black combo?â
He stopped rambling long enough to get a good look at the Black Widow. He wasnât sure what he was seeing but it wasnât the usual Romanoff he was used to. She seemed too tired, too exhausted. He ignored the instinct to ask if she needed a vacation. He was a dummy but not that much of a dummy!
âWho hasnât heard of HOPE?â He asked rhetorically, his tone for once becoming serious and quiet. It wasnât going to last but even Wade couldnât make a joke out of the fanatical organisation. âOne threat to the world is dealt with and another swiftly replaces it. Itâs never ending, which is lucky for me because that means thereâs always someone will to pay someone like me to kill another someone.â He paused. âAlthough I know better than to work for HOPE.â He definitely felt that last statement was required.
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Ainât No Party Like a Taco Party || Wilson & Dwyer
âGood, because my heater isnât workingâ Which was true. It broke down toward the end of last years winter and he just never got around to fixing it. Not like he would now anyway. So it was a good thing he kept a lot of blankets in the closet. And now that Wade was here and he was ok with cuddling, even better. Or was it? He should be worried right? He wasnât sure. At this point, the detective just did not care anymore.Â
How kind of himâŚOpting to take the couch because James might want his own space. He grinned. âAnd here I thought we were getting somewhere. Your choice really. You can hop on over to the bed if you need to cuddle in the nightâ He just didnât care right now, but he did need the space. And was thankful that Wade was perceptive to pick up on thatâŚIf he did. He wasnât sure. There was a lot to process right now and it was slow. Like his mind was not registering everything. Bits and pieces, connecting the dots. It was going to take some time. DammitâŚHe just wanted to move on. Forget about the past and live in the present.Â
Arching a brow, James stared at his friend sitting across from him. âI still think you get more game than I doâ Some people needed to get the sticks out of their asses if they were going to go by appearances than personality/. Heâs recalled a few girls that wanted nothing to do with him because he was not the Adonis they were looking for. One day, they will get a slap in the face and see that the guys that looked like that were nothing more than fakes. WellâŚMost were. Some were the actual good guys that are overshadowed. Â
He grinned back at Wade and even chuckled a bit. âIt will be fun, I havenât had a roomie in a long time and you sound like a pet that Iâm taking in. Spread out as much as you want. Not like I got much going on here anywayâ Wonder what he will think of the new parts that Tony is building for himâŚthat will be interesting. âOne thing for sureâŚIt is damn good to be eating real food over hospital stuff..Almost broke out of there on my own just for a burgerâÂ
@poolxfdead
Wade wasnât the type to pick up on other peopleâs emotions all that well. Thanks to his constantly broken brain, things got all mixed up in there and his perceptions of people werenât always what those people intended to be. It would explain why he often got slapped when trying to talk to good looking people or many other situations of mistaken signals on Wadeâs part.
However right now, Wade was under the impression James needed a friend. Maybe something more than a friend but a friend was a good place to start. He may need space right now but that wasnât always going to be the case.
As Wade considered this, he decided to fix the door. It seemed like the logical thing to do to stop himself from insulting or upsetting his new room mate. He lifted up the door and placed it back on its hinges. Apart from the muddy footprint in the middle of it, it wasnât too damaged. It would need to be replaced eventually but for now, putting it back and getting the hinges fixed will do.
Wadeâs hands were scrambling around in his many, many pockets for a screwdriver and screws (surely he had those in there somewhere?!) when James mentioned something about not having much going on here. There was what Wade thought was sadness tainting his words. James wasnât being his usual upbeat, sarcastic self. His injuries and losses were weighing on him. This was a good time for cuddle, wasnât it? Was it?
Fuck it!
Wade bounded over to James and wrapped his arms around the cop from behind. He rested his chin on Jamesâs shoulder and planted a kiss on Jamesâs cheek. âYou can have all the real food you want, buddy. Anything you want and Iâll get it for you. I canât promise Iâll do everything legally but youâll want for nothing.â
@detective-jamesdwyer
Ashes and Dust || Open
The fight against the Blood Star had been hard for her. A long, painful slog and, even now, Natasha knew she still was not recovered. She still awoke each morning with sweat dripping from her face and trembling hands. She resided alone, in a tiny safe house. Clint knew where she was. He knew she wouldnât leave New York, not now, but she had to be alone. Which was probably why she had not seen him yet.Â
It was late when she chose to venture out. The night had fallen like a blanket over the city, a velvet darkness trying its damned hardest to stifle the lights of the city. But New York defied nature, rejected the darkness. Natasha walked through the city, allowing the light to touch her as she found her way to a quiet little store, buying herself a cup of cheap, nasty coffee.Â
It was a little too bitter, a little too strong, for her tastes but it would do. She drained it within a few minutes and walked through into Central Park. Quietly, she lowered herself onto a bench and sat. Just watching. The city that never slept. She watched the way life seemed to pass her by and sighed. She was thankful to even be able to say that.Â
They had come close to defeat but Natasha was safe in the knowledge that they had won. She let green eyes flicker shut, only opening them when she felt someone sit beside her.Â
âCan I help?â She asked before flicking her gaze over to the figure.
Wade liked Central Park. It was a good space to go to whenever he wanted to while away a couple of hours in between jobs. Although these days, he wasnât so busy with his usual kind of work. It was difficult to get away with being a mercenary while living with a cop. Not that Dwyer seemed to mind that Wade was a mercenary but he had decided to play it safe, at least for now until he got too bored.
Anyway here Wade was, in Central Park, and for once not in his usual uniform. Ever since the crazies of HOPE that made themselves known to the wider world, Wade had decided to go incognito (again at least until he got bored). Instead of the red and black ensemble with all too many weapons strapped to his body, he was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt with the hood up over a baseball cap, jeans and work boots. His cap was pulled down low over his face to hide his scars. So far, no one had noticed him. He wasnât sure if he liked that too much. He actually missed being the centre of attention.
He spotted Natasha straight away. It was hard to miss her with her red hair and âI-could-kill-you-with-my-pinky-and-my-eyes-shutâ attitude. While he hadnât had much to do with her, he knew enough about the Black Widow to know something wasnât quite right. He couldâve (shouldâve?!) left her alone with her thoughts but this was Deadpool weâre talking about here.
âI donât know. Can you help? Maybe Iâm helpless; or so some people try to tell me. Or was it hopeless? Either way, Iâm not sure you can help, but thanks for offering,â he said a little too quickly once he was sat down beside her.
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Ainât No Party Like a Taco Party || Wilson & Dwyer
âI may be half the man I used to be, but I think I can still do just as fineâ The grin was still there, but it did not reflect in his eyes. It was hard adjusting to being stuck in a wheelchair along with trying to be switch to being left handed since his dominant hand was gone. James almost added a perverted comment but held back. It was getting harder and harder for him to crack jokes, but he did try.Â
The detectiveâs mind was either cluttered with thoughts or empty. As if he was trying to forget or stay busy in order to forget. He was lucky he figured. Not everyone came out the same after this battle. At least he was aliveâŚOthers were not as lucky or some may have not been able to keep their sanity. But what did he know? Nothing. Just a ordinary man with nothing special going on.Â
Eyes went to the food that had fallen onto the floor before switching to the one that Wade was passing on to him. Good thing he wasnât the clean freak type or that would have rubbed him the wrong way. Like sandpaper to the ass. Out of habit, the man reached out with his right, but realized that it was going to be a bit of a dilemma. âReally canât wait till Stark is done with the replacement partsâ A chuckle. Food in his remaining hand, he tucked in only to choke on the first bite and cough after the announcement. Moving in?Â
Still coughing after spiting the piece out, James stared at Wade with a dumbfounded expression. This wasâŚunexpected. âI have a feeling that arguing with you will only end up with packed bags in my apartment.â Might as well just deal with it. He liked Wade. âOkâŚYou can move in, hope you donât mind the couch or if you prefer cuddling, then thatâs okâ James never understood why men disliked sharing beds. Nothing was wrong with that as long as no unwanted business started. But some ground rules will have to be placed.Â
âTwo thingsâŚDoor needs to be fixed and if any friends are brought inâŚNot on the bed. Deal?â With that said, he held up the Mexican food the katana wielder had handed to him as a toast. Just accepted his fate in gaining a new roomie. Should be fun.Â
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It didnât matter if Dwyer was going to try and argue with Wade. As of right this moment, Wadeâs mind was made up; he was moving in. There was a possibility of his healing ability taking over that part of the brain that had made that decision and changing it for him, but for now, it was a done deal.
âI like the sound of cuddling,â Wade mused for a moment before dropping back onto sofa. He picked through what was left of the tacos that hadnât spilled onto the floor and munched on a half empty shell. Crumbs fell onto his chest and he brushed them off. âBut I get the feeling you might want your own space, so Iâll take the sofa. Iâve slept on worse.â
Wade took a moment to look around the bachelor pad and he grinned. He certainly had slept in worse places than this. Actually this place was like luxury compared with where he was staying at the moment. There were no drafts, the sofa was comfy and soft, there was no leaky ceilings and once the door had been fixed, there was less chance of vagrants coming in and trying to have their way with him (or whatever it was that vagrant had tried last night).
Wade gestured towards his half-masked face, his scarred mess of his chin and jawline showing. âDoes it look like I get to bring âfriendsâ home often? I keep trying but no one goes for it. I try to be friendly and flirty but alas, no dice.â He squinted over at the door, the one he had pretty much destroyed when he entered the apartment and shrugged. âAnd the door isnât going to be problem. It wonât take me long to move in either. I only have a few things and they wonât take up much room.â He grinned at Dwyer. âThis is going to be so much fun!â
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Ainât No Party Like a Taco Party || Wilson & Dwyer
It was nice to be out of the hospital after what felt like an eternity. Being able to go home and enjoy the silence as he collected his thoughts. Still no new appendages from Stark but things like that took time, so Perez stepped in to push the wheel chair and get him home. To his apartment. The bachelor pad or man cave as James called it occasionally. It still was home. ActuallyâŚHe wanted to go to his birth place. The quiet country side where everyone knew each other. As annoying as it was, it still wasâŚhomey. A man can only dream. For now, this was just fine.Â
The elevator doors slid open with a screech on the correct floor. Perez still chatting away, trying to get Jamesâ mind off of the current situation. Everyone knew how it was going to eat the detective from the inside out. Mostly because of the sudden change in routine. Getting used to being without an arm and leg. Only until Stark was done with new replacements. Then he had to get used to them. So much change in a short amount of time.Â
âWhat theâŚ.â James glanced up to look at Perez, wondering what caused the officer to stop and stare ahead of him. Following the gaze, he saw why. The door to his apartment had been kicked open. But he also recognized familiar katanas and attire of the culprit from the couch. As his home was pretty much like a box with a short hallway and two additional smaller boxes for the bedroom and bathroom.Â
Left hand went up to stay Perez from going in with his gun. âDonât worry, I know the guy. Heâs harmlessâ Well, harmless when not waving weapons around or using his guns. Just fighting in general. James knows that Wade was dangerous, but right nowâŚThere should be no reason to have a fight in his home. Perez opened his mouth to suggest otherwise, but sighed and proceeded to wheel James in. The smell of tacos reached him and instantly his stomach growled in hunger. Too long he had gone without eating real food. Grinning as he was nagivated through the living room until he was in front of Wade, James lifted his left hand in greeting.Â
âBeen a while Wade. Howâs it going?âÂ
Perez on the other hand, decided to leave. Shutting the door behind himâŚwell, as best he could since it was kicked open.Â
@poolxfdead
Wade was so used to his healing factor that there were times when he forgot that not everyone heals the same way as him. Sure there was Wolverine and probably a couple of others who could heal from supposedly fatal injuries but that was it. So Wade had forgotten that Dwyer wasnât âgiftedâ with the ability to heal from his wounds. Thatâs why he looked so shocked as Dwyer was rolled into his apartment.
âJesus fucking Christ!â Wade exclaimed loudly, immediately jumping to his feet and dropping Mexican food all over the floor. He bounded over to Dwyer, ignoring the dude who had rolled his friend in as he made his quick exit. Wade stood before Dwyer for a beat before crouching down so they were eye to eye. âYouâre half the man you used to be.â
Wade resisted the urge to poke at where Jamesâs arm and leg used to be. Even Wade knew that was a line that shouldnât be crossed. Instead he straightened up and reached for some of the food that hadnât landed on the floor. He passed it to James. âYou should eat, keep your strength up, at least until your limbs gro-â
He stopped himself talking, which was not an easy feat. Dwyerâs limbs werenât going to grow back. Technology had come a long way and prosthetics were a lot easier to come by now, but Dwyer was now an amputee. That right there wasnât something easy to deal with. Wade decided he should do the right thing.
âIâm moving in.â He said those three words with such determination and confidence that it would be difficult to argue with him. He had already made up his mind. âIâm moving in and Iâm helping you.â
@detective-jamesdwyer
A special kind of meeting / Joker & Deadpool
@i-am-joe-kerr:
Very few people who are not important interest Joker. Batman and the brats have been his top persons of interest. But a bunch of dead little birdies have been whispering about a masked mercenary. Someone who will get the job done. His curiosity changed into a strong need to have this masked mercenary wrapped around his pinky finger. Maybe it would bring about a change in moral with the gang. As they have been rather useless. So hard to get decent work around Gotham these days. Even if he decided to work alongside one of the other villains that wanted Gotham for themselves or for some other asinine reason.Â
Joker on the other hand had grandiose plans. Everything that he had done and will do is a small step to that plan. The very plan to continue to push Batsy and make Gotham his. Once Gotham was his and Batman was out of the way, the prince of crime can have all the fun he wanted until he got bored or one of the other little heroes decided to step in. Maybe he should break the other batlings. Like he did with birdbrain number 2. He still had that crowbar somewhere in his hideout. Although he couldnât remember where or if it was placed with the other weapons that his grunts used. Ah well. No use worrying about it. As that memory still stayed with him and it was glorious.Â
But he was digressing. It was time to meet this famous gun for hire. Straightening his purple suit jacket, the clown faced man entered the building where the last pair of eyes saw this masked man. Ascending the stairs, Joker couldnât help but hum a tune he heard from one of the inmates back at the asylum. It was catchy as it was annoying. Reaching the correct floor, Joker wandered down the empty hallway. Still humming, the green haired man stopped and leaned on the door frame. InterestingâŚLeft wide open.Â
âKnock knock, anyone home?âÂ
@poolxfdead
How and why Wade was in Gotham wasnât important. He was there for a job, the job was done, why not stick around for another day or so and see the sights? Gothamâs reputation was drowning in darkness and Wadeâs interest had been piqued. Considering Wade spent the majority of his time in cities where the heroes outnumbers the villains, Gotham was an interesting change in dynamic.
He had plenty of money now he had collected on his job but that didnât mean he was going to upgrade his Gotham digs. He actually liked his abandoned apartment that had definitely seen better days. It suited him, reflected him quite nicely. Plus there was a Taco Bell on the same block so that cemented the choice of digs for him. He didnât try to hide the fact he was staying there either. Since there were so many evil doers in this city, it was likely he might be able to pick up a couple more jobs here before heading back to the Big Apple.
He didnât have to wait long for another enquirer. Wade turned to face his visitor, burrito in one hand, a katana in the other. He took a bite out of the burrito as he swung the katana through the air around him. He regarded the man in purple with a sceptical look. The dude looked as if he had walked straight off the pages of a comic book (which in a way he had but Wade wasnât in the mood to explain the whole âweâre all comic book characters being written about in an online writing groupâ thing right now).
âDude, you look like Jordan Catalano crossed with an aubergine. Whatâs with that?â

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SCIENCE!!! || Wade & Steve
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Barbara was back! That was the only thought zinging through Steveâs head that morning as he tended to the small potted plants he kept in the lab. A friend, his only friend, Barbara, there in the Shatterdome. It barely felt real, and the constant remembrance of the fact quirked his mouth into a little pleased grin every time. It got him more odd looks from the cadets and staff than his usual dour countenance did. It made him even more boyish than usual, like a teenager had accidentally been allowed on base and no-one was quite sure what do about it.
He found himself cross-legged on the floor, misting the leaves of a spider plant, surrounded by the dusty discarded kaiju samples that previous teams inhabiting the lab had found no use for. Surrounded by the unblinking eyes and floating blobs of flesh, Steve let himself smile, and couldnât even shake it when Wade came by and destroyed the peaceful atmosphere in his customary fashion. His eyebrow might have twitched at the âStevieâ nickname but his only response was to lean out from under the shelter of the table and spray Wadeâs leg with the water bottle, soaking him below the knee.
âI forgot no such thing. Now give me a fucking donut.â
For added effect, Steve simply beamed up at his colleague, all sweetness and light.
Too many people often underestimated lilâ Stevie. Because of his size and build, they assumed that he was weak and if anyone dared to make that assumption in front of Wade, he would double over while laughing so hard, he would start wheezing.Â
So he wasnât all that surprised that finally his lab partner revealed himself by spraying Wadeâs leg and gave him the sweetest smile that would break a million girls and guysâ hearts.
âSay please,â Wade retorted back at Steve, giving him a smile that wasnât quite as sweet and as light because frankly Wade wasnât very sweet to start with and he was too far into the dark side to be a part of the light ever again. Without waiting for Steve to actually say please, Wade passed him a donut because thatâs what good partners should do. Share the donuts, share the science!
âWhatâs got you all giddy?â Wade asked as he sat on his stool and spun himself around slowly while chewing on his donut. âLook at you, youâre practically glowing. You get laid or what?â
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@a-legacy-of-light:
Marshal Danvers gave Wade a goddamned skeptical look as she joined him in the elevator. Wade was a bright guy, but sometimes, she wondered if the kaiju released something that really did a number on the scientistsâ brains. The longer they spent with their remains, the goddamn stranger they got. She liked him â as much as she liked most people which, really, only said that she didnât have a daily desire to beat him over the head with her cane â but right now, she was professionally concerned.
âNot sure if I like seeing you turn into Smeagol over something, Wilson. And it may be your big time and your big shot â but itâs my Shatterdome. So no. I donât know whatâs in the box, but you know what I do know? Youâre going to explain it to me. Youâre going to use human words that I can understand and, when we get to the lab, youâre going to show me, to the best of your ability, just why the hell this is relevant and worth bringing in.â She hadnât intended to spend her time with him doing this, had, in fact, very much intended to go to bed and get some damn sleep, but an excited scientist was either a terrible or a wonderful thing.
It was her duty to find out which and, if necessary, break his skull â but only if necessary. Carol watched Wade steadily, her smile warm with amusement but her gaze warned him to go ahead and push her today if he felt like regretting his life a little more.
A lot of people to shrink away from Marshal Danvers. When she wanted to be, she could be downright frightening. Wade had tried to inform her a few times in the past that her scary attitude was a turn-on for him. She didnât shy away from using her fists to put Wade back in his place. Worth it, totally, 100% worth it.
If Wade had been anyone else, he would have quietened down and maybe even apologised for his over-excitement about his shipment. Instead Wade grinned at Marshal Danvers and made no attempt to hide any one of his emotions. He could see the dangerous warning in her eyes but for the moment, he chose to ignore it. He had survived each one of her beat downs so far; bring it on.
âInside my box, my dearest Marshal, is the key to understanding how kaijus work, how they think, how they act. I finally have a piece of kaiju brain in here and if itâs a good piece of brain, I should be able to pick it apart until I find the answers Iâm looking for.â
He stroked the box again and was only distracted from that act when the elevator pinged and the doors slid open, revealing the entrance to the lab. Wade gave an excited woop and wheeled his shipment out towards his work area. He didnât wait for the Marshal, she was going to follow him in her own time.Â
He got the shipment container over to his workbench and he picked up a crowbar. It didnât take him long to get it open and he marvelled at the sight of the brain floating in viscous liquid within a large lass tank. âItâs beautiful,â he cooed at it. He dropped the crowbar and hugged the tank. âYouâre so pretty. Together, you and I, weâre going to change the motherfucking world!â
District Twelve
Hearing Felicityâs name called had been hell. She was genuinely kind and sweet. There was fire in her, but Felicity wasnât a violent person. She was agood person, really truly good, and she didnât deserve it. Not that anyone really did. Every year, they were just rounded up and sent off to be slaughtered and everyone in District Twelve, probably in all of the districts, knew it. They were a joke â and one Matt didnât care to laugh about. He hadnât even dressed up for the Reaping. It would probably get the Peacekeepers to give him trouble at some point in the next few weeks, but he didnât care. He was there, in his grubby black clothes, covered in coal dust, arms folded, and wishing he could use his skills to take down everyone here who was letting Felicity walk up to that stage. Matt was so tense, so angry, that he almost didnât hear when they called the name of the male tribute â
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They all deserved better. It was the first thought that came into Felicityâs head and one that wouldnât leave. The mentors, the tributes, even the people back in the districts. All of them deserved better. Matt did. She did too. Wade didnât deserve to have a face made up of scar tissue; twisted, tight and tense. Matt did not deserve to be sitting on this train beside her, holding her hand as if it would help. His rage sparked something in her. A fire that people so rarely saw from the cute little merchant girl and anger flared in azure eyes. She squeezed Mattâs hand in return and let him finish before she looked up at Wade.
She met her mentorâs gaze without hesitation. Bravery, despite the tear tracks upon her pale face. âWhy do they make us sit here? Pretend itâs some honour to die in there?â
âI donât expect to survive. I donât expect to go home. I donât have much to go home to. But I want to know why they make kids do this. Iâm 18, Iâm an adult, but some of the kids that are taken are 12. 12 years old. They have whole lives ahead of them.â
âWhy do we treat it like a festival to be celebrated? When itâs really just pure cruelty.â
Shoulders heaving with her sudden outburst, she lowered her gaze. âSorry.â
Wade let them have their outbursts. He didnât stop them or try to censor them because fuck censorship. They had extremely valid points and both of them were echoing thoughts Wade had had too many times to count. If anything, Matt and Felicityâs anger fuelled Wadeâs own. He didnât want to sit through another year of waiting for the moment the cannon sounded for yet another District 12 tribute who wasnât going to come home ever again.
He had been formulating a plan but as yet, he hadnât made any progress on it. He didnât want to involve the tributes because they already had enough to go through but seeing how fired up Matt and Felicity were, Wade began to change his mind.Â
As his tributes held hands and tried to keep a hold of their nerve, Wade rose to his feet and walked over to the small camera that was on the wall. The Capitol were watching everything but they couldnât watch this if Wade was going to do everything he could to help these kids survive. He smashed the camera and turned back to Matt and Felicity.
âI have about two minutes to explain something to you both before the Capitol croonies come bursting in here. So listen up.
âThis year, weâre going to change the rules. Iâm not saying itâs going to work because the odds are definitely not in our favour but fuck it. We have to try. I want you both to live through this. Iâm done with my tributes being slaughtered for a worthless cause.
âWhen we get to the Capitol, instead of competing against your other tributes, work with them. Pass the word out that killing each other is overrated. Working together is the new trend. This year the tributes arenât going to fight to the death, theyâre gonna fight the arena and sick game making bastards.â
There was a knock on the door and the muffled sounds of the Capitol croonies trying to gain entry to where Wade was with the tributes. Wade held the door shut for a moment more. âThat fire you got burning inside of you now? Use it to burn the Capitol to the ground. Donât burn yourselves like I did, yâhear?â
Wade opened the door with a flourish and laughed as one of the Capitol guards fell through. âSorry, my hand slipped and you lost a camera. How silly of me.â
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Reap What You Sow
@aiming-at-darkness:
âYeah. Sure. Iâm ready. Ready to quit playing this bullshit game,â Oliver growled, his voice going even quieter. With Barry in here, there wasnât a lot that the Capitol could hold over Oliver anymore. His parents had passed, his sister had simply gone missing â Barry was it. Barry was the one they could threaten, the one they could use to get compliance out of Oliver time and time again, but now Fate was laughing a good one at this.Â
Oliver folded his arms and leaned back in his chair, willing himself to be still, not to just get up and start killing again, here and now. He was known for having made an incredibly effective use of a bow, known for prowess with knives, but he didnât need either of them. He was the weapon, now more than ever âÂ
And so was Wade, he thought. They were both resourceful. They were ruthless. They could make any play to get out alive,in the end â so what the hell were they doing now?Â
âI donât have anything stopping me this year,â Oliver said, to be sure Wade took his meaning. âNothing left to lose.Â
âWhat about you?â
Wade barked out a laugh that was completely absent of humour or mirth. Nothing left to lose was about right. Wade didnât have anything that the Capitol could use against him. He had no family, no friends, no connections that the Capitol could use to blackmail him into doing what they wanted. He learned a long time ago that it was easier to be alone and let the mania keep him company rather than give the creeps in the Capitol an advantage over him. He really did have nothing to lose.
The only thing the Capitol could make him do was training the poor bastards who got reaped. They couldnât sell his body because no one wanted to have sex with a man who was scarred beyond recognition. They couldnât have him giving speeches because he couldnât be trusted to stick to the script. He was the only victor of District 12 and Wadeâs instinct to stay alive meant he wanted to give those tributes a fighting chance once they got dumped in the arena.
Those kids had something to lose and every time one of them died, it weighed heavily on Wadeâs soul.
âI just want this bullshit to be over, man,â he said with a sigh. âMaking those kids do what they have to do in the arena is sick. Why are we the only ones who see that? Why donât we make a pact between all of us that this year, we change the rules? Like the kids refuse to kill each other or something, have work together to survive, show those game making fucks that they ainât in control any more.â
Wade gave another mirthless laugh. âIâm surprised I havenât been shot already for even suggesting all of that.â
Ainât No Party Like a Taco Party || Wilson & Dwyer
for @detective-jamesdwyer
After all of the chaos caused by the Foesitians and the Blood Star debacle, Wade actually wanted to have his life return to some kind of normalcy. However normalcy for the Merc with a Mouth wasnât the same kind of normalcy anyone else might aspire to. Nah, other peopleâs normalcy was boring.
Wade loaded himself up with tacos and made his way to Detective James Dwyerâs home. Once there, he kicked open the front door and made himself at home in the living room. There was no sign of Dwyer as yet but that didnât stop Wade from enjoying his little taco party. He sat himself down on the coach with the bag of tacos on his lap. He opened the bag up and retrieved his first taco of the day. He unwrapped it carefully and lifted up the bottom half of his mouth, revealing his scarred lips. Now he was ready to enjoy his spoils from the taco cart.
Wade hadnât seen his taco buddy since the big battle in Detroit. Both of them had been on the front lines, sending those alien douche-nozzles back to where they came from. Wade didnât actually know if James was OK or not, or if he had even returned from Detroit yet. But that wasnât going to stop him from enjoying his tacos so he didnât hesitate as he continued to munch his way through the bag of tacos while sat in the police detectiveâs apartment. Now this was normal for Wade and it felt good.

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SCIENCE!!! || Wade & Steve
for @thegoodxcaptain
"STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!â
Wadeâs voice rang out throughout all of the lab he shared with Steve Rogers as he burst through the door carrying two very large take away cups of coffee and a very large bag of donuts and other tasty baked goods. Scientists needed fuel if they were going to make the discovery of the century that could save the world and make them heroes!
Everyone always went on about the jaeger pilots being the heroes. Nope. Without scientists and engineers, those pilots would be nothing. It was about damn time the so-called puny, geeky scientists showed those big shots a thing or two. And Wade was sure today was the day he and Steve were going to achieve that. But first? Breakfast!
âStevie my darling sweet boy! You home? I have donuts!â
Wade put the coffee and the bag of donuts down on one of the workbenches in the lab. He picked one cup up and sipped it while he looked over the latest scrawl of equations and statistics on one of the whiteboards Steve liked to use. Most of what was written there was gobble-de-goop to Wade but thatâs because he was a biologist, not a physicist or chemist or whatever the hell Steve was.
âYou forgot to carry the one,â Wade said with a laugh. He walked over to his area of the lab and tapped on the glass of one of his many tanks which contained various parts of kaiju monsters. âGood morning my lovelies. Time to change the world,â he purred to them. He looked back around to Steveâs half of the lab and frowned. Where was his little lab partner?
District 12: Tributes
Hearing Felicityâs name called had been hell. She was genuinely kind and sweet. There was fire in her, but Felicity wasnât a violent person. She was a good person, really truly good, and she didnât deserve it. Not that anyone really did. Every year, they were just rounded up and sent off to be slaughtered and everyone in District Twelve, probably in all of the districts, knew it. They were a joke â and one Matt didnât care to laugh about. He hadnât even dressed up for the Reaping. It would probably get the Peacekeepers to give him trouble at some point in the next few weeks, but he didnât care. He was there, in his grubby black clothes, covered in coal dust, arms folded, and wishing he could use his skills to take down everyone here who was letting Felicity walk up to that stage. Matt was so tense, so angry, that he almost didnât hear when they called the name of the male tribute â
His name.Â
The world fell silent inside him. He could feel as nearly every pair of eyes turned to him. He didnât have to see their gazes to know. They were like tiny hands, pushing on his skin, tearing to tear it, trying to see inside. Everyone was looking and almost nobody was saying it. Almost. A few whispered but heâs blind, and a few others shushed them.Â
Mattâs arms fell to his sides and he felt his ability to care fall away with it. Numb, hollow, sickened, he thought distantly how he was probably a good choice for this. He didnât have family anymore. He lived alone, with no one to support, and while he would be missed in the mine (no one could detect the hazards like Matt could), he wouldnât be destroying anyoneâs life by basically walking out. It was reasonable. Sure. He was a good choice â
And it was a joke.
Matt threw his head back and started laughing, quietly and angrily, before he walked up to join Felicity on the stage. He laughed until he was standing next to her, until he could feel the heat of her skin from several feet away, and then he went silent.
No.
It wasnât funny. Not anymore. Because one day soon, that heat would go cold.Â
No.Â
That moment, he decided. Felicity would live as long as she could. Heâd protect her by whatever means necessary â whatever it took. Theyâd paired a devil with an angel, but were sending them both to Hell. Heâd finally be where he belonged, in his element, and no matter how deep the horror of it all ran, no matter how angry or frightened he was, he would do what he could for her.Â
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Matt didnât say a word until the two of them were on the train with Wade. Once there, Matt quietly came and sat down with them. He reached over and took Felicityâs hand, without a word, and said softly:Â
âIâm sorry.â
@smoakinghothacker - @poolxfdead
District 12 had never been kind to young Felicity Smoak. With the look of a merchant girl and all the nature of one, it wasnât hard for anyone to see that it was unlikely she would ever be drawn for the Games. Until her father - one of the richer men in the district, which wasnât saying much - was killed in a freak accident. They had been plunged into poverty and, for the first time, at age 13, Felicity had been forced to sign up for tessarae, just to keep her family alive. Her mother had been hysterical at the thought but Felicity was calm. She always would be. This year would be the last year she was required to stand and wait to hear her own name being called - or not. She was 18 years old. After today, she would never need to be put into the Reaping again. Back straight, blonde head held high and blue eyes focused on the stage, Felicity waited. She just had to count down until she was free.
âFelicity Smoak!â
Every pair of eyes turned to her. Turned to the sweet little merchant girl. Blazing locks of golden hair amid a sea of dark haired miners. They watched as she took her first step. They waited to see if she would fall before she made it to the stage. Blue eyes swam with tears but she refused to let them fall. Not now. She wouldnât cry now, in front of them all.
She stood, stock still upon the stage and staring out, avoiding the gaze of her mother and trying not to listen to the frantic sobs pulling from the womanâs throat. No, crying would not help her now. She could cry over her own fate later. Right now, she just had to wait. And the male tributeâs name was almost worse. Matt Murdock. She knew him vaguely - the blind one. Tales of how good he was in the mines circulated the district regularly. But stillâŚit wasnât fair.
It had never been fair.Â
And so as they stood side by side on that stage - merchant and miner, light and dark - Felicity tried to find the confidence to say something to him. She found the words got stuck in her throat and she was quite unable to force them out.
The sobs formed a barrier in her throat that simply wouldnât allow it.Â
Wouldnât allow her to speak.Â
Wouldnât allow her to reassure him.Â
But really, how could she reassure anyone when her heart pounded with the fear of her own impending death? What could she do?Â
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The train ride was quiet. She stared out of the window and gave herself ten minutes to cry. She did so silently, the tears leaking from her eyes as she began to prepare herself for death. Slender fingers laced their way through Mattâs calloused ones without hesitation.
âIâm sorry too.â
@poolxfdeadÂ
Wade didnât like to be a part of the Reaping. He didnât like looking out at all of the kids faces as they waited for their names to be called. He didnât like seeing that moment when a name was called and a wail of anguish sounded as someoneâs parent had to watch their child be called on to die for entertainment. The whole process was sickening and Wade preferred to keep his involvement on the public face of things to the bare minimum.
It helped that no one else wanted to see his face, considering how fucked up it was. Burn scars stretched over almost every visible part of his skin, his trophy of what he did to win his games.Â
So when this yearâs tributes were called. Wade was nowhere to be seen. When Matt and Felicity said goodbye to their loved ones, they would not see their mentor. Even when they boarded the train that was to take them to the Capitol, Wade did not greet them. These kids needed space at first before being bombarded endlessly with what the Capitol demanded and expected from them. Let them have their peace before the chaos began.
Before he introduced himself to the latest tributes, Wade familiarised himself with information about the pair of them. What he read made him groan. it was like fate never wanted District 12 to win. A blind kid and a former rich kid. Both were 18, the oldest age a tribute could be and both probably had been hoping that they would escape this fate. It wasnât going to easy on them. Wade tried to remind himself of how scared he had been when he had been in their positions but all he had was bitterness and burned skin.
When the train had pulled out of District 12, he went to go finally meet his tributes. He found them in one of the common areas of the train, both sat holding hands. The sight made Wadeâs heart jump up into his throat. One or both (which was more likely) was going to be dead soon and yet there they were, holding on to one another for support. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.
âHi,â Wade said cheerfully. âYou probably know me as Deadpool since thatâs what the Captiol likes to call me, but you can call me Wade. Iâm your mentor.â He took a seat opposite the two tributes before taking off the mask he usually wore to cover the fucked up mess that was his face. He discarded the mask and looked at the pair of them. âItâs my job to keep you alive as long as possible, even if it means setting fire to the arena and to yourself like I did. What youâre about to go through ainât easy and itâs fucked up and it makes me sick but apparently we donât have a choice. I ainât the easiest person to get along with but thatâs because I left my sanity in the arena. Iâm sorry youâve been dealt this hand. Iâm sorry youâre stuck with me as your mentor. Fuck it, Iâm just sorry.â Wade sighed, shrugged his shoulders and slapped his hands on his thighs. âSo, any questions?â
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