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Do we ever pause to think about the poor nine-year-olds that can’t wait to see Avengers: Endgame? They got dressed up in their Spider-Man hoodie and baseball caps are raving on about how excited they are for a new superhero movie. Once they get into that theater they are going to be torn down and broken. If Infinity War gave me depression, what about the kids? What about the poor kids who just want to see Tony and Cap be best friends!? What about them!? In this essay-

Stop it.

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Peter, every time he makes a minor mistake: not to be homophobic but I hate myself

who will defeat thanos? wrong answers only

Mr. Clean

“You’re making me beat up grass!” (Rocket Raccoon, Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)) is such an outrageously underrated line, like jesus CHRIST i cry about it sometimes

i heard that if you talk shit about my faves mantis will kick your name and take your ass so i wouldn’t if i were you

every time your phone autocorrects tony to “tiny” steve rogers shows up crying and agreeing vehemently

i swear to god when i get bitten by that fucking radioactive spider it’s over for you hoes

i wonder how the avengers would react if they knew “[insert literally anything] will defeat thanos” was one of the biggest fucking memes in our world

The best is when its somthing only true marvel fans would get