hard and fast in 2009

@edwardspoonhands if dan and phil fucked in the hotel room next to you at vidcon would you be upset or excited? let me know, thanks

it all just makes me feel insaneeee. you are amazingphil, hot emo youtube boy, and all of your fans (not yet phans!) are lowkey thirsting for you. you could have anyoneee you want, you dont have to wait things out with dan, BUT YOU DO. you wait SIXTEEN YEARS. and through that time you showed how you cared through small things; you cut his hair for him and gave him a bit of a pampering day, things of the sort. though its only when hard launch hits that you can like really see it. arm on dans shoulder, love eyes lester 24/7, always giggly. he wanted to show his love for So Long and finally can. but he wasn't even mad that he couldnt, he didnt feel the need to forgive dan for 16 years of hiding. because he loved him so much that the wait was worth it. and as you can tell im normal and not parasocial about any of this.... dont even look at me

wait let’s try this again. #26 on ur spotify wrapped is how 2026 will go for you, how screwed r u