Gina

worth watching for the end

Diplomacy in a nutshell.

The third friend who has the Mom Friend anxiety override.

Oh my fucking GOD

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

@since-the-900s

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

No offense but this cured my depression.

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

I WASN’T EXPECTING JEREMY DOOLEY

I wish I was “grab a bottle from the hotel mini fridge” rich

LMAO

His face!

Swerve

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

She broke that shit down so beautifully

women are masterminds and i love it

‘tja’ is german for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store