Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

let’s all (remembers that suicide jokes are bad) speed in the pitlane

literally everything on earth happened in that race and somehow none of it happened to kimi

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"