the stars are beautiful still

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

Dude said chill out 😂

bruh the lady closed the window AND locked it 😂😂😂

“I ain’t got no box cutter or nothing” 😭😭😭

Dope

Bruh, shawdy forgot she had a name tag on. Talking bout how it know her name 😂😂😂

Some Funny Shit! 

my boyfriend, to me, as i stare at the phone: why are you laughing and crying at the same time?

My roommate from Beijing is fascinated by English expletives and is asking about the most offensive terms we have. I tried to explain the difference between insulting swear words and offensive slurs, and he was delighted by ‘asshole’, ‘motherfucker’, ‘bastard’, ‘dickhead’, and ‘shithead’. Explaining slurs without using any proved to be difficult, as he just tried to insult me by saying, “You are a big slur!”

I told him that he can combine different words to make new ones and he just pointed at me and said, “Fuck you, you son of shit-sucker! You loser!” 

“In China, we say ‘fuck your mom, fuck your ancestors, fuck your parents, fuck everyone… but we don’t say ‘fuck yourself’. I love that! In America, you can fuck anyone, even yourself!”