December 31, 2017 is the only day where every adult was born in the 1900’s and everyone else under 18 was born in the 2000’s

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

They synchronized asf 👏👏👏

yAAAAAS THEY DID THAT

I’ve never seen most of these AND there was my beloved fresh avocado so A+ all around.

Lmao the guy who slaps the ping pong ball in beer pong is my boyfriends brother

Some of these are sooooo creative???

im fucking ded fre shavacado gets me every time

self care: deleting people you don’t fuck with anymore off all social media