Who lives in a dumpster under the sea

It's currently 6AM and I'm waiting at the bus stop, all alone. Today is one of those days where sleeping would be 10 times better! Cause it's raining, and it's dark, and it's cold, I would love to be sleeping rn! I would also love to eat something but I also can't, I have to be fasting because I have a blood test scheduled. Going through a tough time, all because I don't have balls.

The only problem is that when I was almost done, enjoying how great it was looking and getting ready for the final part, MY MOM GOT HOME! And I had to take it all off in a hurry. :(

I know it really sounds like a silly problem to have but I always feel like when I play around with it I'm doing something highly wrong and forbidden (it's clearly not but it feels like it). So it legit felt like I'd been caught or something.

Maybe I'll put the only pic I had here because it was looking really cool.

~ O.

I understand that! For some reason I also have this strange relationship with makeup, like, I'll mess around and experiment on my face once I'm alone but if someone gets home will rush to wash it all off before they get to see me, and it's not like it's something I wasn't allowed to do as a kid or teenager so I don't get why I do that! And even tho I love goth makeup and corpse paint I rarely do it and would never go in public wearing it!

I also had a friend who told me about a similar experience so... I don't think we're getting to a conclusion here, but that's really interesting...

We barely had time to talk because we were crossing the street. But I was freezing and I'm pretty sure it showed. It's so cold!

~ O.

Your description of me is so cool lol I feel like a book character.

I wasn't exactly in a rush but apparently you were so I didn't have time to say much :P

- P.

Is Snowy okay?

~ O.

(Yes my dog was fine guys)

- P.

I remember when AI used to take reddit seriously and create those "one reddit user says" kinda crap. Doesn't happen as often anymore, does it?

~ O.

It does, and people use it to justify their stupidity

And now that I'm back? They keep pressuring me! And I'm really having a hard time trying to find a job, not because I don't want one, but because nobody will hire me! And I feel guilty about it! And at the same time I have to hear my parents telling me I'm a lazy piece of shit, and it's starting to get in my head! Now I DO feel like a useless fucker.

Back in their days you just needed to walk in a place with your resume and BOOM you're employed! Now I have a job interview with an AI that doesn't understand shit about what I said.

So what should I do with this super power? Focus on my chores and college stuff? Naah, rhythm games!!

- P.

Rhythm games are the best use for that for sure. But please remember to eat and drink water!

- P.

🤘🤘🤘🤘

- P.

My mom can't tell those AI reels apart from real videos, and she gets all sad when I tell her they're not real. :( But I still think she should know.