Just spit in her food.
Don't make it a big deal. You don't have to make it into a five minute dialog. You don't even have to look away from the TV or interrupt her talking.
It's sweet. You kiss her, right? You like being intimate. So just take her drink, spit in it, and hand it back. She wants it so bad. She loves you. She's *obsessed* with you.
Don't over think it. Just walk up to her desk, turn her chin towards you, and spit on her face. Then just walk away and go back to whatever you were doing. It's easy. It's just like kissing her really. It's sweet. It's what she needs.
How could it be degrading if she loves you? She loves you. She worships the ground you walk on and the way you laugh. She's thirsty. Grab her cheeks and spit in her mouth.
Just do it.





















