Stan: A science presentation the week we go back to school? That's just weak!
Kyle: Cmon! It can't be THAT bad. We can just... throw together some metal junk and say it's a robot or something!
Cartman: I'm not making some stupid robot for a presentation! My mom will probably let me stay off anyway.
Stan: Cartman, you need to help us, or you'll get a bad grade. This presentation is worth a LOT.
Kyle: See, fatass? You need to do it!
Kenny: How are we even making a robot anyway? (Mmph mmph?)
Cartman: We could always rip apart your TV for parts. Your TV is like a brick.
Kenny, your TV is bound to have all the inside junk for a robot!
Kenny: No way, dude! My parents will kill me!
Kyle: ... well, what about our old stuff? Old phones, gaming consoles you don't use? Wait, I'll write this down...
Stan: ... My dad has a PS2 in the basement. He won't notice if that's gone...
Kyle: Right! Shit like that. Orrr we could always raise money to buy the materials?
Cartman: Orrr we could always steal stuff from the computer rooms? They won't notice!
Kenny: The stealing sounds easier, guys.
Cartman: Exactly, Kenny and Kyle are experienced with stealing stuff!
Kyle: How am I-- Do you even hear yourself right now? That doesn't even make sense! Stealing isn't a Jewish thing-it's just you being an idiot as usual!
Cartman: Oh, sure, Kyle, deny it. Next, you'll say you don't haggle either. C'mon, just admit it, you've got a talent.
Kyle: You're unbelievable, Cartman! The only person who's stealing anything here is you-stealing everyone's time with your stupidity!
Stan: Dude, Cartman, just shut up already.
(P.s: I cannot draw for the life of me. Please leave my odd doodles alone. ♡)
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