Orc Fuckers Anonymous

knuckle tats that say ‘MEOW MEOW’

humans make such a big deal about cannibalism even though the last time I was at the coast I saw a seagull swoop down and pick another seagull out of the ocean and eat it and he didn’t even write an erotic convoluted poem about it like literally it’s not that big of a deal  

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

#you have to know the rules so you can break them with intention and precision#otherwise your work will never be truly transformative

need to get railed by a knight whose helmet visor keeps falling down sounding like a vending machine dropping a soda can

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Subtle foreshadowing.

my bad didn't mean 2 attach myself 2 u like an abandoned dog