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Hacksaw Tracheotomy - Tome of Diabolical Torments, Vol. 1 (EP)

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from Wigan, England, UK

Two man slamming death metal project from the Greater Manchester, UK. The brand-new EP "Tome of Diabolical Torments, Vol. 1" by Hacksaw Tracheotomy. Pure old-school slam for fans of Devourment, Vulvectomy, or Kraanium. 24 minutes of pure auditory torture featuring IQ-lowering slams, hellishly cruel, gurgling vocals, and murderous drumming, all wrapped in a pretty good and clean production that doesn’t feel overproduced. A must-have for every slam fan.

1. Reduced to Bubbling Slop 04:35 2. Hacked to Death 04:38 3. Barbaric Onslaught 03:30 4. Full Body Demolition 04:09 5. Severing the Head from the Torso (Redux) 04:27 6. Blood Splattered Satisfaction 02:38

Release date: June 1st, 2026

Astar - Journey Beyond the Ages

Melodic Black Metal from Rome, Italy

Astar are a journey through medieval myths and legends, where magic, arcane rites, and ancient prophecies tell the story of the Sangreal. The epic black metal band was formed in Rome in 2022 by Duke Eligos (vocals) and Sir Percival (guitars, bass, and synths). Later joined by Lady Tuyla (keyboards and synths) and Lord Folchitto (drums).

1. Hyperborean Sky 06:09 2. The Prophecy of War 05:36 3. Homeland 02:07 4. Timeless Mountain 06:41 5. A Ballad for the Rising Hero 05:46 6. Legacy of the Fall 05:26 7. The Emerald King 05:41 8. Journey Beyond the Ages 07:31 9. Munsalvaesche 04:47

Release date: May 31st, 2026

Black Metal Promotion: YouTube channel

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You know "sorry Lois I need you to move so I can kiss that guy"?

Igroe me if you don't

But this reminded me of it

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