mediocre at best

should i get my life together or should i just keep being sexy and chaotic

the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

i love how in the sims 4 there’s a complex parenting system involving teaching kids empathy/manners/responsibility etc and if u neglect them they’ll grow up with neurosis like no emotional control and deep rooted trauma … & in sims 3 it was just like uhh ur kid didn’t study enough in school so now he’s developed the vegetarian trait and also he’s a pyromaniac and he’s scared of water

for those wondering about the pyromaniac trait in ts3- u unlock it by fucking a firefighter. like my memory isnt perfect but i’m pretty sure u gotta start a fire in ur house, woohoo with the fireman that shows up and the resulting child could either be immune to fire or obsessed with starting them idk its a coin toss. this is a normal game

His face like: wtf is that what you think is that what I’ve projected omg no that’s not it jeez do not leave

The last gif, his reaction to this, has always killed me - he was astounded that she could ever think she was holding him back or a burden on him in any way.

i would gleefully drown in the hole

if you don’t mind me asking, buzz. which hole?