sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

my favorite genre of actor is "I skyrocketed to fame early in my career with a universally known franchise and now I only have to work on whatever fucked up little project I want to"

robert pattinson having a moment in this, the most chaotic year of 2020, is very on brand of him

I feel really blessed to be living in the Robert Pattinson Renaissance

Robert Pattinson’s Batman looks SO fucking emo, he looks like he’s about to cry at any given moment, I love him, he’s perfect

shoplifting in gotham city so Robert Pattinson in eyeliner hunts me down

game manual in the 90s describing an enemy type: this bionic baddie has three arms and a nasty attitude. don’t get too close to his laser cutters or you’ll catch this big boy’s burn!

musicians are like please listen to my 2019 album. no thanks. the 2008 one for me again please

honestly it’s almost like our generation is set up to be lonelier & more anxious & more insane like imagine already being 20/30-something, the period of your life where you’re expected to be “at your prime”, in the middle of a climate crisis and a pandemic, under late-stage capitalism’s celebrity culture that conditions you to be as likeable & “marketable” as possible, where it seems like every lived experience should be watchable/profitable. & you look at the future you’re supposed to be working hard for & all you see is climate catastrophe meanwhile you scroll down a little & see a skin care ad that’s like “fight aging”. i haven’t said anything here that hasn’t already been said by someone else, but imagine being 20/30-something & normal

The fact that the most powerful person in the ATLA universe is a 12 year old monk that’s vegetarian and loves to dance and play music and wears flower crowns but could also literally level cities and murder thousands but chooses not to sits so right with me

Reblog if Toya & Yukito still yo OTP.

Football in these 48 hours has been more dramatic than all of seasons of GoT put together

Me (derogatory)