1. “You’re so ugly Voldemort won’t speak your name.”
2. “Every time I get close to a dementor, I’m forced to relive our every encounter.”
3. “Avada Kedavra didn’t kill Dumbledore, your breath did.”
4. “I wish protego could shield me from your ugliness.”
5. “Does Hagrid know you’re out of your cage?”
6. “You should be the fourth unforgivable curse”
7. “When you encounter a boggart, does it turn into a mirror?”
8. “I’d like to turn all of your belongings into port keys.”
9. “I’d send you to Azkaban, but that would be unfair to the prisoners.”
10. “I can tell you didn’t get an O.W.L. In transfiguration. Otherwise you would’ve done something about your face.”
11. “I’d say that I like you, but I shall not tell lies.”
12. “Leave before I do something that allows me to see a thestral.”
13. “You suck the life out of a party like a dementor sucks the soul out of a mouth.”
14. “Let’s make an unbreakable vow that you never come near me.”
15. “If only death would take you as his own.”
16. “I should’ve taken some Felix Felicis this morning. Then maybe I wouldn’t have seen you today.”
17. “You’re the reason mandrakes cry.”
18. “Who dressed you this morning? A house elf?”
19. “You won’t ever have to worry about someone slipping you a love potion.”
20. “Lucius was right. Dumbledore will let anyone in here.”
21. “You’re so ugly a dementor wouldn’t kiss you.”
22. “Unless the prophecy says you’re going to walk away right now, I don’t want to hear it.”
23. “Here’s some polyjuice poison. Go turn into someone else.”
24. “Your personality is worse than all seven horcruxes.”
25. “Snape sent an owl. He wants his greasy hair back.”
26. “You’re so ugly Hogwarts was named after you.”
27. “You’re so fat you tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.”
28. “A flobberworm has more personality than you.”
29. “It’s a shame Cedric had to die and you’re still here.”
30. “You’re so dumb you joined the death eaters because you were hungry.”
31. “If you had a Phoenix, it wouldn’t bother with rebirth.”
32. “I also grab my forehead in pain when I think of you.”
33. “Id play beater if you were the bludger.”
34. “What’s that in your tea leaves? Please say the grim!”
35. “The best thing about apparating? Being able to disappear when you show up.”
36. “The sorting hat should’ve sorted you in the trash.”
37. “Your face broke Colin’s camera.”
38. “Even Dobby wouldn’t touch your socks.”
39. “If you looked a basilisk in the eye, it would die.”
40. “If I’d been the one to let you into Hogwarts, I’d have let Snape kill me too.”
41. “I’ve met squibs with more talent.”
42. “Every time I see you, I want to drink a forgetfulness potion.”
43. “Go splinch yourself.”
44. “Now I know what Dumbledore meant about pitying the living.”
45. “You’re so ugly you could get a job at Gringotts.”
46. “Slytherin should have locked you in the chamber of secrets.”
47. “Not even the Hufflepuffs want you.”
48. “I’ve had better conversations with portraits.”
49. “You’d look better if you join the headless hunt.”
50. “You should go to St. Mungos. There’s something wrong with your face.”
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