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they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

i spent 15 minutes making this comic amd then walked back to the stove ans immediately did it again

Does the photographer not care theres a babyblwclbear

joe biden appoints weird bug to be in charge of the night time is one of my all time fav images ever

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[A bombastic orchestral piece plays, to which the chicken steps in time.]

wouldn't you like to know, brunch boy? you sandwich-eating so-and-so.

my mouse is. dying

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

the immune system is such bs tbh. you are diseased so now we have to fill your lungs with gunk. oh no! oh no! oh no! theres gunk in your lungs! cough it up right now! still filling them up with more gunk btw

i just downloaded and tried out roblox and I dont get what the point is

cmon child safety lid you know it's me