yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

do we really need anything but tattoos, beer, girls, and dogs?

The day Jade from Victorious slowly counted to three during Take a Hint was the day my heterosexuality ended

that dua lipa gif of her at a 90 degree angle is me when my back is hurting from standing too long

me: going 100mph (100 mistakes per hour)

ooo when you’re kissing and she’s pulling on your clothes mhmmmmmm

wlw who flirt platonically with their wlw friends are valid but u gals are so fuckin confusing

#joss carter reached out her hands and pulled a bloody government-sponsored assassin from the edge of the abyss     #joss carter was partnered with a dirty cop—not even the blackest cop in the division; just your average low-life rat with an overdeveloped     #sense of loyalty and love for his own skin     #and he washed himself clean because he couldn’t stand to sit across from her caked in that filth     #joss carter was so unfailingly Right and unswayed that even a mob boss—who stood opposite her in every way     #liked her; avenged her (“she was civilized to the end” a eulogy from satan     #who stood abashed and felt how awful goodness was; and how fair virtue)     #joss carter was a cop and when the badge did not stand for Right and Honor and Protection she took a sword     #and cut away the rot     #in another like she was an interrogator because what else? she has been seeking right and truth all her life     #she has always been convincing people to share in it with her     #some people the world can’t afford to lose and she is all of them   (notbecauseofvictories)

does the new tumblr update even allow u to do that

im just here to post titties until the 17th and then vanish again

does the new tumblr update even allow u to do that

@polish–vodka i’m gonna msg u to go on tumblr just to see this

i log in for the first time in like 3 months for u....honestly idk what i expected