you should have racing stripes

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

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i love sports it's trashy reality tv it's a romcom it's a political drama it's a youtube epic fail compilation it's an exercise in manipulating statistics but most importantly: it is an easy way to acquire a collection of guys who are so shaped

Not gonna lie the way some of y'all put words on a page is....whoagh. there really is magic in this world.

stepping away from my work computer to fujo out on my phone like i'm taking a cigarette break

I was talking about this with a friend but a really interesting cultural shift over the last ohhhhhh ten years maybe is that many people in fandoms view themselves as stakeholders and not audience members. Because of that, they think that the fandom should be running things, or at least have an acknowledged say in how something is run. And every reminder that they are not in control, no matter how small, bothers them.

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

love when hot women in their thirties are blogging with me. like that’s the hottest thing we can do.

ok computer show me men in pain

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field