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valentine’s day coming up means you gotta deal with those annoying bitches who go out of the way to let everyone know they hate romance and valentine’s day. maybe buy a pink teddy bear and eat some candy hearts and you’ll feel better

why y’all so pressed about this post. have you considered mayhaps eating some candy hearts

So fucked up that the girl who raised over $100k for the australian bushfires by selling nudes got disowned by her family and basically ostracized for single handedly making a huge impact to save the environment. People act like sex work is inherently linked to immorality but when a beautiful woman wants to use her agency and sexuality as an objective force for good she is totally demonized and has her life ruined. She is a pillar of morality and she deserves her name in the history books as a conservation hero!

This just in: If you want to enjoy a service (nudes, porn, strippers, prostitution etc) but simultaneous want to demonize those who provide it (sex workers), you are a clown emperor. Look upon your works, ye plighty, and weep

I hope you get to feel like you are in a studio ghibli movie this year

we would be so lost without garlic

my life would be a lot less complicated if i wasn’t the victim of god’s personal idiot plot