MISS PRISS

so my sister’s bridal shower had an open bar. im thinking bett they wont card me at an open bar. a mf server comes up to me after i get ny food and says “hey just to let you know we have non alcoholic beverages like lemonade, iced tea :)” i was so fuckin gagged. how young do i look genuinely like fawk

me and my dad bond over scary movie classics so he was geeked when he found out about monster high we were up!!!

he said he was gonna shave his hair off but he didnt thank GOD

i promise i have the fattest crush on my manager

i just wanna be like two inches taller :)

me and bestie are dressing up, going out to dinner, and take digi pics im so excited

i think being late when someone is doing you a favor is the most distasteful thing ever

i just want dean winchester’s car

somewhere in a perfect universe everyone alive rn is the product of two people’s love for one another

might make a new secret tiktok acc

i cant wait for the next time i can do a full face

i think im too good at my job they starting to give me too much responsibility

boot cut jeans with pointy toed heels/boots

on the train w old a boogie blasting in my ears while it rains. this is peak

im mad we stepped on each other’s toes and both said sorry like something out of a romcom

the amount of sugarbabies and their sugardaddies that come into my job never fails to make my jaw droppp

a toe ring. i need