Writing is very difficult

Byakuya: Kiyotaka, you are the only one here who isn’t completely insufferable. Kiyotaka: I will take that as a compliment! Mondo: Wow, so generous. We should all be grateful for Lord Togami’s approval. Byakuya: If you’re going to be unpleasant, leave. Mondo: Oh no, I’d hate to miss out on more of your high praise

Argos: You can’t just loom behind people like that. Mr. Plant: looks at him blankly Argos: No, I don’t care if it’s “efficient.” That poor old lady nearly fainted! Mr. Plant: shrugs slowly Argos: Ugh. I’m buying her flowers to make up for you.

Argos: Let’s split up to save time! Mr. Plant:shakes head firmly Argos: Come on, it’s just a store! Mr. Plant:folds arms and plants himself next to Argos Argos: …Fine. You can guard the cart like a terrifying sentinel.

Argos: You know, couples are supposed to hold hands while shopping. Mr. Plant:hesitates, then takes his hand gently Argos: See? Isn’t that nice— Mr. Plant:tightens grip possessively when someone looks at Argos Argos: Okay, maybe a little too nice. Oxygen, please?

Dancer: Mind if I cut in? Argos: Sure, if you don’t mind— Mr. Plant: grabs Argos by the waist and pulls him back with eerie grace Dancer: Actually, no. Cutting in was a bad life choice. Argos: You didn’t even blink. That was hot.

Flirt: If your boyfriend doesn’t talk, how do you know what he wants? Mr. Plant: takes one slow step forward Argos: That’s how. Flirt: Understood. Mr. Plant: glares until they vanish into the crowd Argos: I think that’s your version of saying ‘mine.’

Argos: “Ooh, free samples!” Mr. Plant: grabs Argos’s sleeve before they can run off Argos: “I promise I won’t take ten this time.” Mr. Plant:narrows eyes Argos: “…Fine, maybe nine.”

Argos: "Don’t just disappear in the store! I thought you got kidnapped." Mr. Plant:points to his own towering, ominous figure Argos: "Okay, you’re right, no one would dare." Mr. Plant:smirks Argos: "Still! Text me next time."